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Ender2021

28 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a friendly, easy-going guy who just likes to kick back and relax. I apply this philosophy to most things that I do in life. I have what I like to call creative laziness - engineering/employing complex solutions to solve every day annoyances, thus enabling the whole "kick back and relax" part of the plan.

I have a wry smile and what I like to think is a pretty good (if sometimes a bit twisted) sense of humor. I enjoy making jokes because a little bit of levity can improve any situation. I frequently think of jokes that are seriously not appropriate for my current surroundings and then have to try way too hard to look like I'm not laughing inside.
What I’m doing with my life
For work, I do computer things for the Graduate Division at UCSB. I am a big supporter of education and learning, and I love computers, so this work allows me to combine two of my passions. The people I work with are amazing and you couldn't ask for a more beautiful workplace.

For life in general, I am experimenting with new hobbies and trying to learn new skills - the top two on this list for now are woodworking and cooking.
I’m really good at
Memorizing random and useless facts that do nothing but demonstrate my skill at memorizing random and useless facts.

I usually learn new things quickly, as long as it doesn't have to do with music or art.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sense of humor I guess? I don't like this question because in order to accurately answer it I would have to go around quizzing everyone I meet on what they notice about me, and I'm pretty sure if I did that the answer would be "you are weird, leave me alone."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I am slowly working my way through everything Stephen King has ever written. Ender's Game is my all time favorite for modern lit, The Great Gatsby takes the cake for older work. Genre-wise, I mostly like sci-fi for its humanist aspects.

Movies: I love movies! All time greats include Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Departed, and Big Fish.

Music: I like music; that's about as specific as I can be. I just hear things and then I like them. For this reason Pandora is my friend. I like classic rock, such as The Rolling Stones, 80s pop/new wave, hip-hop, some indie stuff.

Food: I am pretty simple when it comes to food, though I do enjoy a fancy meal from time to time. Taking cooking class is definitely broadening my horizons.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Books
2.) Microbrews
3.) Challenging intellectual stimulation
4.) Humor of both the high- and low-brow variety
5.) High-speed internet
6.) Movies/TV
7.) Mild rule-breaking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! I have a constant monologue running in my head, cracking jokes at highly inappropriate moments, pondering mysteries of life, and wondering what would happen if I just tipped that guy over next time he leans back in his chair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie, enjoying a drink at home, reading a book, playing a video game. Usually something fairly quiet, though I'm down for adventure or festivities, if the opportunity presents itself.

Lately Friday nights are cooking class, but pretty soon it will be Bronze Casting class.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have a tattoo. It's not usually visible, but it meant something to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to trade joke or banter
You need a partner for a cool activity
You're bored and want to get a coffee or something