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English_Guy_NYC

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Disproportionately sarcastic, frequently funny, awkwardly polite and a great appreciator of absurd humour.
What I’m doing with my life
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Update: Now in NYC.

I'm in the process of moving to NYC from London, which has been on the to-do list since I first watched Sesame Street back in the 80's. I am moving for my job (trained rocket scientist but practising banker), but that has all been a ploy to get my L-1 visa, once I am in the land of the free I intend to run away with a traveling circus. After graduating I spent a year travelling throughout South America, during which I cycled down the world's most dangerous road, took a 6 day cargo ship down the Amazon river and hitch-hiked my way out of Peru.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointless and frivolous banter like it's an art form. And, walking into people while turning corners (96.7% success rate).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My god, that man has a face...

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....and what an outstandingly handsome one"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
>Tea
>My bike (love it)
>BBC Radio 4
>Ever changing pursuits
>Dreaming
>Family & friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential angst and what to eat for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
laughing/drinking/smiling/sharing/hugging/relaxing/dancing/self-promoting/failing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am God.
You should message me if
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you want to go take pictures like this http://untitledname.com/2006/01/broadway-night