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23 M Sheboygan Falls, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Other, and very serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Finnish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Recently graduated Army Reservist, Military Police Corps. A part of me hates that I didn't go active, but I think I'd miss my dog too much. Two years of college before I went Army, so now it's time to bust out Rosetta Stone and get used to civilian life again. I enlisted both to honor the memory of my grandfather who helped raise me to be "old fashioned" and also to challenge myself since school and work were incredibly dull. Because looking back at the end of the day, would you rather be able to say you did the same thing as EVERYONE else did by getting a degree immediately, or deciding what you wanted to do for yourself?

...I've spent too much time speaking with my Philosophy professor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting my bartender's license renewed, going to work, then getting back into school once I move to Milwaukee with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've always been a strong reader, an avid gamer, and my friends usually come to me for advice. I'm apparently fantastic at helping people out of bad situations, but once something happens to me my brain crashes and burns. Real helpful. Thanks brain.
I'm competitive in almost everything I try, and I push people past their comfort zone. Currently I train 3 friends and run for a few miles by the beach with a group as well.
I've always had a knack for speaking foreign languages, particularly German, and I spent a while over in Europe learning the culture. (Sadly, that was several years ago.) I am dying to go back across the pond. I also love winter and the cold, I'm literally a human heat generator and it usually bites me in the ass come summertime.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Been getting the whole "OH YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY?!" bit since getting back in town. Jingly ID tags. This is usually where I'll look at my friend and crack off a sarcastic comment in German. A bit of a dick move, but I'm nothing if not sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love jazz, rock, metal, Celtic music, classical music, but can listen to anything. Lately I've been on a "The Rumjacks" kick, it's like Dropkick Murphys but with a twist. If you don't know who Dropkick Murphys is, it's Irish rock of a sort. If you're not sure what that sounds like, do indulge yourself in a bit of it.
I enjoy great food, just about any kind of movie, and I also love reading anything from H.P. Lovecraft to Tolkien. (Please..PLEASE know who they are!!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lily (AKA Mutticus. Don't ask.)
2. Food
3. Music
4. Languages
5. Good company
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The formation of my thoughts from English to German to French to Finnish.
Usually after or during the French I hit a brick wall.
I also spend a lot of time thinking about words that are amusing to say, such as "Jowels".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking "Cirish Irebombs" and Guinness at a local pub, working out, or working.
Be warned that if challenged, I will thoroughly thrash you in drinking!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love Renaissance Faires, I'm a gigantic history buff, and I know smatterings of Finnish only because of a band called Korpiklaani. Also, that I actually made one of these accounts.
You should message me if
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You actually have a basic grasp of the English language and do not speak like you graduated middle school then said "Nah fuck it who needs proper grammar or essential vocabulary."