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26 San Jose, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–30
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm still not sure what sort of person I am, so I'm afraid I can't do a very good job of explaining it to you. I try to act very mature when I absolutely have to and am stunningly immature most of the rest of the time. I go to a lot of nerdy conventions because I enjoy the energy of crowds and activity and meeting new people. I'm more likely to regret not doing something than to regret doing something.

I fail a lot. I think it's okay to fail, as long as I learn something from it, and do better next time. The important thing is to keep trying.

I am not an intellectual. I tried to be for a long time because I have a lot of respect for intellectualism, but it's not for me. I'm an administrator at best, a technician at worst, and I'm fine with that. These things are also useful.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and playing. I work full time in an operations center for a major tech company. In my free time, I drift around the internet, read books, play video games, play tabletop games, and exercise (Less than I should but more than I enjoy). Lately, I've been playing a lot of MTG. I'm not sure whether or not I'm going to jump back into the bottomless pit of time that is WoW when the new expansion comes out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making atrociously bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I talk, I'm loud. When I move, it's in odd ways. I laugh often at things that aren't quite funny enough to justify it. I've been described by multiple people as acting like a cartoon character.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Moon is a Harsh Mistress and The Door Into Summer by Heinlein
Wheel of Time series by Jordan
A Song of Ice and Fire by Martin

Tabletop Games:
Magic: The Gathering
Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder

Upstream Color
Black Dynamite

Breaking Bad
Peep Show
Steven Universe
House of Cards
Future Card Buddyfight
Gravity Falls
Seriously, Future Card Buddyfight. Dat theme song.

David Bowie
King Crimson
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Arcade Fire
The Mars Volta
Kanye West
Greydon Square
Andrew Jackson Jihad
Bit Shifter
Awkward Terrible
Death Grips
XTC <- Current favorite
Magic Sound Fabric

Indian food, especially curries
Thai food
Sriracha sauce (It can go on anything)
Blackberries and raspberries (Especially frozen)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Computer
2. Internet
3. Water (And not just for the whole living thing, I seriously drink a ridiculous amount of water, and soda or juice won't do.)
4. Things to learn
5. My vision
6. Independence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technology, philosophy, politics, my career, whatever video games I happen to be playing lately.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Magic The Gathering. Or gathered together with friends slightly sad that I missed Friday Night Magic again. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't remember the last time I really cried, and I think that's kind of a sad thing.
You should message me if
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You know that being an adult doesn't mean you have to be uptight or boring, and you know that not being uptight or boring doesn't mean you have to be irresponsible. Being able to parse that grammatical abomination of a sentence is optional.

You shamelessly watch cartoons.

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