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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:27pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hindi (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Ian. I value kindness, gratitude, and humor. I dislike cynicism, arrogance, and hypocrisy. I have a day job that I'm good at but it's not my be-all. I prefer talking about things and ideas over people. I like hugging, holding hands, and giving compliments. I baby talk my dog and cat. I believe you can be kind, spiritual, liberal, funny, and ambitious all at once. Do you?

I'm here looking for a partner in endeavors both silly and ambitious who cares about justice and puppies and humor and fitness and media. Is that you!?

If you want to have coffee, reach out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a day job downtown.
Biking to the gym. Biking to beer. Biking to coffee.
Writing. Taking Pictures. Singing.
Walking my dog, Dinah.
Cozying up with my cat, Simon.
Occasionally performing spoken word or improv.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, being thankful, making people laugh, telling stories, finding excitement in the little things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm smiling my butt off, making a weird face, or talking too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: If it sounds good, I'll listen to it. I'll probably also sing along with it and play air instruments with it. And dance. I love to dance. Everything on KUTX all the time. #lauriegallardo4eva

Favorite TV Shows: Two of my all-time favorite shows are Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The Wire. This says a lot about my personality.

Food: I love vegetables, I hate licorice. I love trying new restaurants.

Drink: Water. Coffee. Beer. Bourbon. Diet Coke.

Favorite Movies: Blade Runner, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Shawshank Redemption, The Professional, Say Anything, The Princess Bride, 28 Days Later, Man on Fire, Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, The Usual Suspects, Zoolander, Good Will Hunting, UP, In Bruges, It's a Wonderful Life, Short Term 12, Hoop Dreams

Favorite Books: American Gods, Snow Crash, Catch-22, The Fountainhead, A Farewell to Arms, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Breakfast of Champions and anything Vonnegut, Watchers and anything Koontz, The Stand and anything King, The Elvis Cole novels by Robert Crais, the Jack Reacher novels by Lee Child, The Hot Zone, Ender's Game and other Orson Scott Card (even though he's a bigot)

Favorite Publications
The Onion, The Atlantic, Texas Monthly, The New Yorker, Grantland, xkcd, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- sense of humor and wonder
- earnesty
- friends/family
- my bike
- my pets
- music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Saturday morning I bike to the gym, come home, make eggs, read the New Yorker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cut my own hair.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're brilliant, confident, kind, and funny.

You immediately "get" my username.

You want to talk about media. I've got critical and enthusiastic discourse for days.

You were your high school valedictorian.

If you are interested in:
pop culture
social justice
road trips
movies, movies, movies
spiritual humanism
longform journalism

You're a Gilmore Girl.

You like puns.

If you want to talk but don't want to make the first move, rate me highly and I will know to write you.