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29 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:58pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hindi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Ian. I go by Enthusiator here because I'm really enthusiastic about things I like (most things). I value kindness, gratitude, and humor. I dislike cynicism, arrogance, and hypocrisy. I'm here looking for a partner in endeavors both silly and ambitious who cares about justice and puppies and humor and fitness. Is that you!?

Shorthand For Lazy People
Myers-Briggs ESFP/ENFP
Theater kid.
Loves karaoke.
Quiz bowl veteran.
Big softie.

I'm on a self-discovery tour right now, so serious dating is not on my agenda. However, there's no better time to meet new people and chat over coffee than when you're looking for something in yourself. It helps you firm up what you're about, in contrast to other people. So if you want to have coffee, drop me a line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accruing wisdom, strengthening friendships, working on mental and physical well-being, making the $$$, and working on about a billion side projects of all kinds. I tend to see my life as a series of projects of various kinds, so there's always room for something new.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, being thankful, making people laugh, telling stories, finding excitement in the little things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm smiling my butt off and gesturing emphatically. Sometimes I'm dancing around a little bit, like a kid who needs to pee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: If it sounds good, I'll listen to it. I'll probably also sing along with it and play air instruments with it. And dance. I love to dance.

Current Tunes: First Aid Kit, Hard Proof, everything on KUTX all the time

Favorite TV Shows: Two of my all-time favorite shows are Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The Wire. This says a lot about my personality.

Food: I love vegetables, I hate licorice. I love trying new restaurants.

Drink: Lots and lots of water. Also beer, red wine, bourbon, and coffee. Not a lot of soda.

Favorite Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Shawshank Redemption, The Professional, Say Anything, The Princess Bride, 28 Days Later, Man on Fire, Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, The Usual Suspects, Zoolander, Good Will Hunting, UP, In Bruges, It's a Wonderful Life, Short Term 12, Hoop Dreams

Favorite Books: American Gods, Snow Crash, Catch-22, The Fountainhead, A Farewell to Arms, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Breakfast of Champions and anything Vonnegut, Watchers and anything Koontz, The Stand and anything King, The Elvis Cole novels by Robert Crais, the Jack Reacher novels by Lee Child, The Hot Zone, Ender's Game and other Orson Scott Card (even though he's a bigot)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- sense of humor and wonder
- friends/family
- playing sports and games
- mobility
- music
- The Zombie Survival Guide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This Pale Blue Dot

NBA basketball.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with my regular group of friends, catching a movie at the Drafthouse, etc. Really the only difference between Friday and other days is that I sometimes stay up later on Friday. I stay busy.

On a typical Wednesday I'm at karaoke with a close group of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry half the time I listen to Radiolab.
You should message me if
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If you want to talk but don't want to make the first move, rate me highly and I will know to write you.

You're a mix of Diane Court (Say Anything), Lisa Simpson, and Leela (Futurama).

If you are interested in:
social justice
road trips
movies, movies, movies
longform journalism
pop culture
texas politics

You want to talk about movies. I f*cking LOVE talking about movies.

You like puns.

You were your high school valedictorian (I've seen positive correlation, all I'm saying).