1. Should I respond to this guy's message??
2. Should I message this guy?? (my personal favorite)
Let me make it brief. In fact, I'll even make it easy to read and if you have my sense of humor, quite entertaining as well:
- Work hard/ambitious
- Play hard/outgoing and fun
In fact, out of everything, sarcasm and wit scores big points in my book. Take, for example, my latest letter to Santa:
First off, get some contacts. You may think that those glasses help you look "fashionable", but please understand this is NOT the North Pole and the shine off of Rudolph's red nose completely obliterates your field of vision. Besides the fact that you're not real, I am still somewhat devastated that you didn't fulfill my wish this year. I am, as you are well aware of, about to win the lottery. That is a LOT of cold hard cash for ME to spend on MYSELF....I like the term "paying it forward" or as you might use, "holiday spirit", but hey, to each his own! Point is, all I ask EVER ask for is a woman who is ALREADY RICH!! Being filthy rich forces me to look beyond physical attractiveness...I want...no, I NEED the deeply spiritual connection that ONLY comes with a comma-delineated bank account. You are useless. Except Rudolph...he'll always be the REAL Santa Claus in my book.
PS - I think Ms. Claus is hot. If I were you, I wouldn't leave the North Pole this Christmas...you might find yourself coming home to a new "elf". Or at least some burnt cookies and expired milk.
PSS - You're also a cruel, cruel man for enslaving elves. They deserve better than stitching together Twilight figurines in a sweatshop engulfed in subzero climate.
Hope that helps you make your choice. If not, you're too indecisive for me anyways.