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EnzeruVersus

29 M Stanton, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
(Profile Version 1.82)

I'm not going to summarize. That'd be like the ultimate 'TL;DR' and frankly, I'm much too complex for that.

Instead, read the other wonderful boxes below to see if you can even stand talking to me. :D
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work for a non-profit health plan, trying to make things a little better for the elderly. I may not have direct contact with the people whose lives I'm affecting, but helping to drive the progress forward is fulfilling, nonetheless.
I’m really good at
1) ...being sarcastic. Sometimes, I even convince myself of my own feigned sincerity!
2) ...well timed snarky remarks.
3) ...seeing the bad in things. Hey, no one ever said this was supposed to be a list of positive things.
4) ...overcoming adversity like every sap with a rags-to-riches story. Only replace the riches with progressively cleaner rags.
5) ...overwhelming the rebel alliance while overthrowing the emperor while finding the droids I'm looking for.
7) ...befriending animals.
6) ...mis-numbering lists. ;]
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"Did you just use the word 'fuck' 5 times in a row?"
"I like your shoes"
"Aw, what a cute dog!"
"Put that knife/sword/blade away!"
"You're hungry, again?"
"Oh, oops. You're asleep..."
"You cut your OWN hair?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

- Becoming Madame Mao
- The Perks of Being A Wallflower
- Marvel Comics (Mostly the X-universe, sprinkled with a little Avengers flavor)

Movies:

- The Sweetest Thing
- Mean Girls
- Easy A
- Seducing Mr. Perfect (Korean)
- Please Teach Me English (Korean)
- 200 Pounds of Beauty (Korean)
- Martial arts movies (For the dazzling, albeit unrealistic fight choreography)
- Misc. Romantic Comedies (Guilty pleasure! Shhh...)

Shows:

- I made it a point not to get cable, because all of the cable companies can eat dicks for breakfast. Netflix, however, is constantly playing in the background.

Music:

- Unst, unst, unst, unst
- Wub, wub, wub, wub
- Top 40 Stuff
- Pretty much anything, with the exception of most (not all) heavy metal and country music

Food:

There is very little I won't eat. Unless it's weird looking. Or has a weird texture. Or I'm allergic to it.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Corgi, Shinra Ein and Shiba Inu, Kensei Von - My fuzzy babies! They're the furry manifestations of my ambiverted nature.

2. My Vape - I quit smoking back in October of 2013, and this bad boy stops me from bludgeoning people. :D

3. My FR-S, Quicksilver - Because every man needs a quarter-life crisis car.

4. Sleep - I need sleep. I love sleep. Sleep is a freakin' luxury and I intend to abuse my access to it as much as possible.

5. The Interwebs - I'm a glutton for information. I do research for fun. That alone should be a testament to how twisted my mind is.

6. Family & Friends - I lumped the two conventionally distinct groups of people together because I see them as one. If I consider you a friend, I also consider you family. And if you're family, I also consider you a friend.

Honorable mentions:

Instant ramen - For which I probably would not have survived 2004-08. Left off the list due to sodium content.

Energy drinks - For their role in making my mornings somewhat more bearable. Left off the list due to being inferior to additional sleep.

Money - Because we all fucking need it, damn it. Left off the list due to its tendency to disappear faster than it's earned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
....what to someday fill this damn box with. I have enough pressure in my life! I thought you were different, OkCupid!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home with my dogs, watching Netflix, vaping and playing Clash of Clans/Puzzle and Dragons on my Nexus 7.

OR

Out with my favorite people in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I plead the fifth. Mostly because I can't think of anything private, that I'd be willing to divulge.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
a) ...you like to eat.
b) ...aren't a complete dick, only looking for tail.
c) ...like Corgis/Shiba Inus.
d) ...like EDM.
e) ...also drive an FR-S or a BRZ.
f) ...like lists.