I'm a pretty normal person. I have class. I have work. (Sometimes it even pays.) I hang out with my friends from time to time. I have a pretty snarky and ironic sense of humor, with several examples on this very page. I listen to music ranging from the overplayed to the how-the-fuck-did-you-even-hear-about-them? kind. I swear. Sometimes a lot. Kraken makes me bubbly.
I can be geeky and dorky--and nerdy--quite often. Punes, or plays on words, are my specialty. I sprinkle my conversation with references (did you catch that one?). Sometimes ones I'm not even aware of. I can jump from Kant to webcomics to advanced math lightning-fast. I am, in short, the man you wish your man could smell like.
(Read on if that made you lol.)