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Eosis

24 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jan 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have the most absurd sense of humor and I enjoy making people laugh. I always keep life interesting and I can make light of the darkest situation (ex. spilled milk). My perfect night would be to go out see a show, commit some sort of shinnagian, and get duck somewhere in Chinatown. I am 92% charismatic with a strong passion for dry humor and the occasional small furry animal. My life is awesome, probably more awesome than the discovery of gravity (go Newton!). Hence, my inner science geek rocks. I also pretend to be allergic to peanuts and cilantro for non sociopathic reasons. I am very passionate about discovering new things in life and I value intellect. Camping, canoeing, and racquetball are some of my favorite activities. I enjoy adventure, as should you.

Update 10/12/13: so I've met the love of my life (thanks OKC) and we are looking for a wonderfully fun, adventurous, sexy girl to join us for some fun
What I’m doing with my life
science is a regular part of my life. This may seem quite lame, but think about how cool you would feel if you took shots out of beakers too.

Right now I am looking to get into forensic toxicology... And no, it's not because I grew up reading Sherlock Holmes and pretending to be Dr. Watson... Wait, yes it is, Dr. Watson is superhuman
I’m really good at
making people laugh,
faking awful accents,
Letterpress
cooking,
sarcasm,
swimming,
biochemistry,
not setting my lab/kitchen on fire (there have been close calls however)
doing the crossword puzzle online when I really should be working,
laughing for no reason,
exploring New York City,
surviving the hectic chemist lifestyle
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my height (6'3, which sucks for many reasons, the number one complaint is that door sashes are a lot lower than they seem) or My infectious abilities to make people laugh and my unique green gray eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Life Is In The Books
Ovid (I love the Metamorphosis), Harry Potter, The Brothers Karamazov, Crime and Punishment, LOTR, Huck Finn, Nickeled and Dimed, Pablo Neruda, Dante, Homer (The Iliad is my choice between the two), James Joyce, The Great Gatsby, Virgil, The Winter of Our Discontent, Moby Dick, Artemis Fowl, The Sun Also Rises.... there are more, but I would need a few days

Shows: I love stand up comedy at either UCB or the Comedy Cellar

TV: Boardwalk Empire, Hustle, Downton Abbey, The Venture Brothers, The League, Archer, HIMYM, Parks and Rec, and I am a damn sucker for crappy reality shows

Movies: I have too many to list so name one and I will either watch in awe (if it's good) or riff the shit out of it (if it's bad)
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate, Books, My 101 Dalmations Quilt (it is really comfy, be jealous of my life), Netflix, I'll figure out the other stuff later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My choices in life, why cats have 9 lives, chemistry shenanigans, movie quotes, and the future, whether I would be lauded or vilified for wanting to see how mimes really act when sealed inside cubes made of lucite
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about what I would do should a zombie uprising occur... I'm pretty sure that one of my experiments will trigger a zombie apocalypse and I want to be prepared
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My eyes change color which sucks when you have to give retinal scans at customs and excise. Damn biometric passports
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You are just as if not more fun than a grab bag of M80s, a
watermelon, a six pack of Sam Adams
You find the sciences and chemistry sexually stimulating
You can keep a tune
Let me put it this way, if you think you can match my awesomeness
then I definitely want to talk