Some random useful facts about how I function in general and no particular order: I like bars where you can have a conversation. Movies do it for me way more than television does, especially offbeat culty ones and educational/sociological stuff. My room doesn't smell like a pile of dirty socks. Dark sense of humor. A well placed hug can completely turn around a shitty day for me. I refuse to give people gift cards because they are impersonal. Religion is not my thing, but I'm not a jerk about it to other people and hate r/atheism. I'm a freakishly reliable and consistent person. If I don't get back to you soon, it's because I'm either dead or at work. Flakeyness by extension is a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm also the kind of guy that really respects honesty when it comes to a hard truth, and takes criticism seriously instead of just flipping out about it. I admit to being on team Jacob. Seriously, Twilight is dumb but Edward is a dick. Four times now I've made plans to go skydiving, but the weather never holds up and I'm starting to think that karma is telling me not to do it.
I did tell you in advance these facts would be random.
One sentence profiles are pointless. I mean. I want to know more about you other than the fact that you can take good selfies of your cleavage.