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Ephialtes

26 M Cardiff, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:06pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Always up for a challenge. Not afraid to be myself around others.

I'm a total geek, I love computer games, board games, electronics, music.

I talk in my sleep, I love listening to the rain, I did a theatre degree but sucked at it. I'm now a programmer instead, my job is to break things as much as possible, and if I'm given coffee my speed increases to 300%.

I love chocolate and good food (not necessarily in that order).

I'm polyamorous and live with a partner, though there's always more room for friends, dates and more in my life. Love hugs and physical contact. I'm a little bit like a cat, love sunbeams and sleeping.

Probably about a 5 on the Kinsey Scale.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a programmer. Learning violin, can just about play guitar as it is. About to start a second degree with the OU in the sciences (Planetary). Travelling around the world when I can, but just as happy to stay at home and drink hot chocolate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things that are broken, especially computers. I'm getting better at violin playing. I'm superb at starting projects that I don't finish.

Exceptional at making a mess, not so good at tidying it up again later. I put my theatre design degree to good use by occasionally moving furniture.

Making a fool of myself (another good use for a theatre degree).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have absolutely no idea, I'm of average height, my haircut is uninteresting, I have no massive scars that might out me as a lion tamer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love the Discworld series as well as the Lord of the Rings (books and movies). I adore Moulin Rouge, and anything sci-fi (Firefly is my Holy Grail). Started reading the Culture series, am a tiny bit addicted to the Jack Reacher series.

Love Farscape, Star Trek, Star Wars, Alias, Fringe.

Italian food makes me happy (along with chocolate), but I also adore sushi.

Games: Assassin's Creed, MGS, Civ, Portal, Mass Effect

My music is a mix between electronica (Daft Punk, The Glitch Mob), awesome violin playing (Lindsey Stirling), drum and bass (Hospitality), rock (Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Nightwish, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, Queen), among lots of other stuff. I don't discriminate in my musical tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music

My passport

Hot chocolate

The internet

Yoghurt

A sense of wonderment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, cooking (I'm starting to get into it, somehow), music, electronics, computers, finishing projects that I started....

Politics, philosophy, food, travelling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching TV with a cat curled up somewhere nearby. Usually have my laptop open and getting lost on Wikipedia (or TVTropes)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I occasionally suffer from mild depression. It's receded a lot these days, perhaps down to a change of job.
You should message me if
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You think I sound interesting and you'd like to find out more.

You're looking for anything from a new friend to a potential date.

You want to geek out about anything.

I visited or rated your profile but didn't message you - I don't always message everyone I'm interested in, because not everyone's okay with polyamory, so consider it a polite inquiry.