Wait. So I'm 26 nowadays? Christ on a cracker, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.
"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the 'good life', whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
― Hunter S. Thompson