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26 London, UK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:20am
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegan
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Tagalog

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wearer of ridiculous fringes and recovering meat eater.

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the 'good life', whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
― Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking for a man who can question my opinions, challenge my beliefs and shake the very foundations of my existence. Failing that, I'll settle for a guy with a decent stack of Burger King vouchers.

Workwise, getting paid to do nice things with words. Olé!

Constantly trying to reconcile my dislike of and dependency on The Establishment. Listening to Radio 4 podcasts, getting simultaneously angry and excited, and then forgetting everything five minutes later when I discover a hunk of leftover cheese* in the fridge.

* redundant since August. Know any good vegan cheese?? TELL ME OH GOD TELL ME
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bellowing laugh, wildly inappropriate sense of humour, alarming cack-handedness, and an all-round lack of finesse. Simian arms, wonky ears and a lolloping stride.

On the plus side - I do have excellent teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently: a metric fucktonne of non-fiction. Much learny, brain hurty.

The Thick Of It

I also like scratchy towels (that's not the name of a band).

#INFP. What flavour are you?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Non-dairy milk,
Non-dairy milk,
Non-dairy milk,
Reading material,
Radio 4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do so few people "get it"?

If we meet up and I don't go home with bleeding eyes and a hernia the size of Ben Nevis from excessive laughter, then I'm afraid there's no future for us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meowing, eating chickpeas in all their manifold permutations, writing poems about feet, and/or pondering the next fringe-shaped adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm... tricky one. Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or hairy third nipple?
(cf. 'I spend a lot of time thinking about', ¶1).

I have a hairy face. That one's true, and soz but you're just going to have to deal with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you "get it", please do let me know. I think I've lost it.

If you're not a violent tooth brusher. Srsly. That shit creeps me out.