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EpicCat

27 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Tagalog
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you hate poets, vegans and feminists, we'll get along famously. I do love a good argument.

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the 'good life', whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Copywriter at long last. Wanted to words ever since I graduated, but I'd stupidly studied the wrong language. Awkward! Or as they say in my adopted homeland, SCHEISSE KARTOFFELKOPF

Trying to reconcile my dislike of and dependency on The Establishment. Listening to Radio 4, getting simultaneously angry and excited, and then forgetting everything five minutes later when I discover a hunk of leftover cheese* in the fridge.

*redundant since August 2014. Know any good vegan cheese?? TELL ME PLZ PLZ TELL ME
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The loud laugh and a fucking unladylike love of swearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, lots of 'em

The Thick Of It
House Of Cards

#INFP. What flavour are you?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Words
Glorious
Words,
Four's
Enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do so few people "get it"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cursing the fact that Thursday is the new Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're all going to die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you "get it", please do let me know. I think I've lost it.

If you're not a violent tooth brusher. Srsly. That shit creeps me out.

I'm looking for someone who can question my opinions, challenge my beliefs and shake the very foundations of my existence. Failing that, I'll settle for a nice set of dimples.