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EpicCat

26 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Tagalog

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My self-summary
Wearer of ridiculous fringes and avid eater of scotch eggs.

Wait. So I'm 26 nowadays? Christ on a cracker, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the 'good life', whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
― Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
I'm looking for a man who can question my opinions, challenge my beliefs and shake the very foundations of my existence. Failing that, I'll settle for a guy with a decent stack of Burger King vouchers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bellowing laugh, wildly inappropriate sense of humour, alarming cack-handedness, and an all-round lack of finesse. Simian arms, wonky ears and a lolloping stride.

On the plus side - I do have excellent teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bill Bryson, P. G. Wodehouse, Lionel Shriver, John Grisham, Haruki Murakami, Tom Sharpe, Hunter S. Thompson, Stieg Larsson, Stephen Fry, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dickens, Kafka

I like scratchy towels (that's not the name of a band).

#INFP. What flavour are you?
The six things I could never do without
Milk,
Porridge,
Milk,
Milk,
Reading material,
Radio 4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do so few people "get it"?

If we meet up and I don't go home with bleeding eyes and a hernia the size of Ben Nevis from excessive laughter, then I'm afraid there's no future for us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meowing, eating cheese, writing poems about cheese, and/or pondering the next fringe-shaped adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm... tricky one. Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or hairy third nipple?
(cf. 'I spend a lot of time thinking about', ¶1).

I have a hairy face. That one's true, and soz but you're just going to have to deal with it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you "get it", please do let me know. I think I've lost it.

If you're not a violent tooth-brusher. Srsly, that shit creeps me out.