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EpicDistortion

27 / M / straight / Single

Mount Joy, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am deliberate, loyal, and determined.

My Self-Summary

As with most people I find this awkward. Just graduated college and spent the summer looking for a job in my field - and it went very well. Now I'm starting my new job in a new town and getting into my new apartment. I love to play rugby and watch every Philly team play any sport.

What I’m doing with my life

I graduated with a degree in Nano-Fabrication and Manufacturing working as a technician for a company creating and developing nanowires. I'll explain if you want after I get to know you.

I’m really good at

Rugby, making myself laugh and watching TV. There are other things too but I think those are the big 3.

The first things people usually notice about me

Brown eyes. Maybe whatever fun facial hair I have at the moment.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

This should be separate sections.
to read-I like dark comedies and military novels. Thank You for Smoking and The Killer Angels as examples. I also enjoy Greek mythology be it plays, poems or otherwise, select few graphic novels and I recently started reading Etgar Keret's short story collections.

I am a bit of a movie critic but I think my favorites are dark comedies and anything with an original plot line. If they involve any of the following people I probably like it as well: Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarentino, Bruce Campbell, Tony Scott, Wes Anderson and Simon Pegg.

On TV a show really has to have something to draw me in, usually an original idea or way of executing it. Examples are The Riches, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny and Bored to Death is a new one but so far I'm enjoying it.

I was a metal head for a while but I am branching out into odd music regions that I can't really even explain. It has been selective and random over crazy genres but its usually fun and has been enjoyed by most who I have put it on for.

I love to cook for myself. The best is when I just experiment and make new recipes. I have yet to be disappointed (except for once but that was kidney so I didn't really think it was going to end well)

The six things I could never do without

Hot peppers for cooking
Movies
Car
A job to keep my time occupied
A place where I can get good wings, stromboli and cheese fries from time to time.
Philly sports

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Moving forward with the rest of my life, or at least with this part of it and I'm pumped.

On a typical Friday night I am

It’s different every week. Sometimes I'm at home, sometimes I'm at a friend’s house relaxing or going out for some drinks. It depends on who is in that week and what they come up with or what mood I'm in.

Considering I'm living in a new place, I have no idea what I'll be doing Fridays. Maybe that’s where you can come in.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a bunny, and yes, manly as it sounds, I do call him a bunny.

You should message me if

Pretty much whatever, thats what this site is all about right? I won't hold it against you.