Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Heaven knows we belong way down below."
Well first off my name is Melissa. Im fat get over it. Have tattoos
as well as my ears, industrial, septum, nose, and my tongue
pierced. I can be kind of shy at first but it doesn't take me long
to open up to people.
At the moment I'm looking to make new friends with the hopes of
finding something more. I don't want to jump into anything to fast.
So friends first. No booty calls, no one nighters. Im not looking
Disclaimer: if you say swag/ yolo, obviate to many words, and or
wear your pants off your ass. Don't bother messaging me unless you
want snide remarks. Also I currently live with family, I'm sorry if
this bothers you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a hospital in food service. Its easy and descent money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good cook and a decent baker. Also a good listener and
good at attempting to make people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My light green eyes, out burst of randomness, or that I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time of the Eagle, Wolf brother, Brother Bear, Harry
Potter, The Dr. Suess books (I'm a child at heart), Jade Green, War
of the Worlds, Hunger Games, and many more.
River Monster, Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, Eureka,
Haven, Paranormal witness, Haunted collector, Futurama, American
Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adventure Time, and many more.
I'm a sucker for romantic movies. What girl isn't. I also love
b-horror and comedy. But I'll watch just about anything.
In music I will listen to almost anything. But mainly listen to
rock, country, and a little metal.
Love spicy foods, and stuff like pastas and pizza. Not against a
good hamburger or steak though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-my family/ friends
2-my godson Liam
3-Netfix(b-horror films galore) :)
4-juice or milke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Escape routes in case of zombies.
Why people get sports tattoos.
Why people can't use blinkers.
If aliens exist.
Why my cat has to wake me up a 3am a lot with the song of his
people, (aka meowing).
Why soldiers get paid less than pro athletes.
I think of a lot of random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My typical Friday night is usually at home or work but sometimes
hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
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You're up for some conversation. I dont bite to hard. ;)
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