"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

I'm Melissa but my friends call me Missy. I'm a bigger girl that has two tattoos and my ears/ nose/ tongue pierced. If you have a problem with bigger girls, just leave now. Anywhay, I can be kind of shy at first but it doesn't take me long to open up to people.

I also have a confession, I didn't graduate from space camp. Just sounded way cool compared to just highschool, lol.

At the moment I'm looking to make new friends. I don't want to jump into anything.

On a side note, I am not a Cheifs fan by far, nor a KU fan. But as long as your not a in your face, their the best team ever created kind of person, I don't care what your favorite teams are. I my self am a Packers and MU fan. Win or lose their my teams.

I currently work at a thrift store.

I live with my grandma, great grandma, uncle, and mother.
If this bothers you I'm sorry, get over it.

I'm a pretty good cook and a decent baker. I'm also a good listener.

My light green eyes, out burst of randomness, or that I'm short.

Books: The Time of the Eagle, Wolf brother, Brother Bear, Harry Potter, The Dr. Suess books (I'm a child at heart), Jade Green, and many more.

Shows
Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, Eureka, Alphas, Haven, Paranormal witness, Haunted collector, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adventure Time, and many more

Anime
InuYasha, Bleach, Pokemon, Avatar, Sailor moon

Video Games
Modern Warfare, Halo, Fable, anything Mario, Zelda, Spyro, and much more that I'm to lazy to list right now, lol.

I'm a sucker for romantic movies, but I do love others as well. But one thing I dislike is l scary movies by myself.
Here is a short list of movies I do like;

The Wizard of Oz
Mary Poppins
Lady and the tramp
Alice in Wonderland
Everything is Illuminated
The Hulk
Enemy Mine
Transformers 1 & 2
Kill bill 1 & 2
Auston Powers 1-3
Divinci Code
Angels and Demons
Raise your Voice
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Time Travelers Wife
The Unborn
The Watchmen
GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra
Avatar
Paranormal Activity 1&2
Hangover
Grandma's Boy
Mall Rats
Princess and the Frog
and much much more

In music I will listen to almost anything. But mainly listen to rock and country. Heres a short list of a few bands/singers I listen too:

Owl City
T. Mills
Aero Smith
Little Big Town
Protest the hero
The Beatles
Linkin Park
Death Cab for Cutie
Five Finger Death Punch
Fall Out Boy
Disturbed
ACDC
Greenday
3OH!3
and many many more

I love spicy foods, and stuff like pastas and pizza. Not against a good hamburger or steak every once and awhile.

1-my family(i love them lots)
2-my phone (source of internet)
3-Netflix (curves the bordom)
4-seeing the stars on a clear night( they are intoxicating)
5-tea (hot or cold)
6-my dog (she's very special to me)

Escape routes in case of zombies.
Different way to keep busy because I get bored a lot. Why people get sports tattoos.

I think of a lot of random things.

My typical Friday night is spent at home usually because I work Saturday morning. Sometimes local band concerts, or the movies though.

I dance to singing cards in the card section at Walmart, lol. XD

I want to learn to play the fiddle.

If you want to, whats stopping you? I don't bite to hard I promise.

Points if you know the qoute at the beginning of my profile, no cheating, ha.