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EpicGummyBear

25 Kansas City, MO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"Run you clever boy"
(points if you can name it)

Well first off my name is Melissa. Im fat get over it. Have tattoos as well as my ears, industrial, septum, nose, and my tongue pierced. I can be kind of shy at first but it doesn't take me long to open up to people.

At the moment I'm looking to make new friends with the hopes of finding something more. I don't want to jump into anything to fast. So friends first. No booty calls, no one nighters. Im not looking for sex.

Disclaimer: if you say swag/ yolo, obviate to many words, and or wear your pants off your ass. Don't bother messaging me unless you want snide remarks. Also I currently live with family, I'm sorry if this bothers you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a hospital in food service.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good cook and a decent baker. Also a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My light green eyes, out burst of randomness, or that I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time of the Eagle, Wolf brother, Brother Bear, Harry Potter, The Dr. Suess books (I'm a child at heart), Jade Green, War of the Worlds, Hunger Games, and many more.

Shows
River Monster, Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, Eureka, Haven, Paranormal witness, Haunted collector, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adventure Time, and many more.

I'm a sucker for romantic movies. What girl isn't. I also love b-horror and comedy. But I'll watch just about anything.

In music I will listen to almost anything. But mainly listen to rock and country.

Love spicy foods, and stuff like pastas and pizza. Not against a good hamburger or steak though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-my family/ friends
2-my godson Liam
3-Netfix(b-horror films galore) :)
4-seeing the stars on a clear night (looking for the dr)
5-home cooked food
6-my animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Escape routes in case of zombies.
Why people get sports tattoos.
Why people can't use blinkers.
Dr. Who
If aliens exist.
Why my cat has to wake me up a 3am a lot with the song of his people, (aka meowing).
Why soldiers get paid less than pro athletes.

I think of a lot of random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My typical Friday night is usually at home or work but sometimes hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to learn to play the banjo.
You should message me if
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You're up for some conversation.