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EpicGummyBear

24 Kansas City, MO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Nothing wrong with mud on your boots!"

Well first off my name is Melissa, but my friends call me Missy. Im fat get over it. Have tattoos as well as my ears, septum, nose, and my tongue pierced. If you have a problem with bigger girls, just leave now. Anyway, I can be kind of shy at first but it doesn't take me long to open up to people. I hate liers and cheats. I hate people that play head games. Be yourself and 100% truthful from the start.

At the moment I'm looking to make new friends with the hopes of finding something more. I don't want to jump into anything to fast. So friends first. No booty calls, no one nighters. Im not looking for sex.

Disclaimer: if you say swag/ yolo, obviate to many words, and or wear your pants off your ass. Dont bother messaging me unless you want snide remarks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a hospital in food service.

I live with family, if this bothers you leave now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good cook and a decent baker. Also a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My light green eyes, out burst of randomness, or that I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time of the Eagle, Wolf brother, Brother Bear, Harry Potter, The Dr. Suess books (I'm a child at heart), Jade Green, War of the Worlds, Hunger Games, and many more.

Shows
River Monster, Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, Eureka, Haven, Paranormal witness, Haunted collector, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adventure Time, and many more.

I'm a sucker for romantic movies, but I do love others as well.
Here is a short list of movies I do like;

The Wizard of Oz
Mary Poppins
Lady and the tramp
Alice in Wonderland
Everything is Illuminated
The Hulk
Enemy Mine
Transformers 1 & 2
Kill bill 1 & 2
Auston Powers 1-3
Divinci Code
Angels and Demons
Raise your Voice
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Time Travelers Wife
The Unborn
The Watchmen
GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra
Avatar
Paranormal Activity 1&2
Hangover
Grandma's Boy
Mall Rats
Princess and the Frog
and much much more

In music I will listen to almost anything. But mainly listen to rock and country. Heres a short list of a few bands/singers I listen too:

Protest the Hero
Owl City
T. Mills
Aero Smith
STP
Mary Lambert
Slipknot
ICP (guilty as charged)
Skillet
Sugarland
The Beatles
Florida Georgia line
Five Finger Death Punch
Disturbed
ACDC
and many, many more.

Love spicy foods, and stuff like pastas and pizza. Not against a good hamburger or steak though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-my family/ friends
2-my phone
3-Netfix
4-seeing the stars on a clear night
5-tea/ juice to drink
6-my dog (she's very special to me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Escape routes in case of zombies.
Why people get sports tattoos.
Why people can't use blinkers.
If aliens exist.
Why my cat has to wake me up a 3am a lot.
Why soldiers get paid less than pro athletes.

I think of a lot of random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My typical Friday night is usually at home or work but sometimes local band concerts, or the movies though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like anime.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. Whats stopping you? I don't bite too hard I promise. ;)