My life has been really epic and intense but my personality is chilled and laid back...pretty awesome, which is where the name Epic Ice Cream came from. I'm nice, trustworthy, and loyal. I go to great lengths to make people happy. I am extremely funny and outgoing. I'm also very mature, well-rounded, unique, deep, and intelligent and humble. I'm very open minded. I hate being judged before people get to know me.

I enjoy random things.

I have been through a lot in life, and I feel like I’m 30. I am constantly told I should write a book but I have no idea what I would say, where I would begin and how it would end. I think it would be a horror/science thriller if anything with lots of dinosaurs, slushie accidents and explosions.

FYI : If you ever plan on meeting me you will be meeting my roommate randombeauty too. She is like my sister.

Other than completely changing myself for the better and growing consistently, I am turning my ideas into reality. I took a year off to live in AZ for a while and I'm going to college in the fall. Not sure what I want to do for a major yet... Considering Graphic Design, Web Design, Something with Biology, Or something in the literary field ...

I speak 8 languages (technically) but I don't think 2 of them qualify.... Video Games, Drawing, Poetry, Stories, Technology, Graphic Art, Web Design (html), Animation (3d/flash), Photography, Video Games, Art, Writing, Intellectual Conversations and Debates, Doing Makeup Art, Cracking Jokes/ Making You Laugh, Breaking The Ice (metaphorically), Observing, and just random stuff in general.

(Plus I'm sort of a dork o.o; zomg lyk no waii D<)

Physically:
You'll notice that my eyes are insane.
Everything that I am wearing coordinates very well.
My piercings.
I'm combust in the sun white.
I smell great.
My smile.
My voluptuous figure.

Mentally:
I'm really charismatic so you can't help but talk to me about your life.
People automatically trust me which, is great because I value people's trust.
You will find that I make you laugh and smile and that I'm ridiculous in the awesome way.

Movies:
Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Dark Knight, Push, Pan's Labyrinth, Up, Adventureland, X-Men, Haunting In Connecticut, Monsters Vs Aliens, Coraline, Zeitgeist, The Number 23, Seven Pounds, Choke, Pineapple Express, Hot Rod, Office Space, Click, Hancock, I am Legend, Beetle Juice, Shawn of the Dead, Hotel Rwanda, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Knocked Up, An Inconvenient Truth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Labyrinth, Clerks I & II, Anger Management, Wedding Crashers, Breakfast Club, Elektra, The Goonies, War of Worlds, 50 First Dates, Con Air, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Waterboy, V for Vendetta, Boondock Saints, The Hitcher, Saw (series), The Green Mile, Mr. Deeds, Spiderman (series), Edward Scissor Hands, Tomb Raider, Star Wars (series), Daredevil, Austin Powers (series), Hide and Seek, Lady In The Water, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Talladega Nights, Kill Bill, The Others, Mortal Kombat, Dirty Dancing, Billy Madison, Girl Interrupted Seven, Four Rooms, Little Miss Sunshine, The Red Dragon, The Wedding Singer, Cabin Fever.

Plus I LOVE Documentaries. (history channel = love)

Music: I listen to everything but country and Emo.
Metallica, Marilyn Manson, System Of A Down, Cradle Of Filth, Korn, Tenacious D, Lordi, Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Mozart, ICP, Nine Inch Nails, Killswitch Engage, Atreyu, Acid Bath, Hole, Jack Off Jill, Children of Bodom, Elissa, Devildriver, Epica, Oni Meteorix, Beethoven, Cat Power, Gym Class Heroes, Arch Enemy, HIM, Rammstein, Chopin, Rob Zombie, Bach, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lil Jon CombiChrist, Dr Dre, Nirvana, The Beatles, Slipknot, Pantera, Murderdolls, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Kittie, Korn, Slayer, Opeth, Tool, Trivium, Ludo, Vast.

Food:
I am a picky eater so this is a hard one to talk about.

Books/Comics/Mangas/Magazines:
Fahrenheit 451, Inconvenient Truth, Feed, Grimm Fairy Tales, The Secret Life of Bees, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Dictionary, Thesauruses, 2600 Magazines, Squee, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac comic, Bear comic, The Dreaming manga, Cowboy Beebop manga, Esperanza Rising, The Secret. (many others I just can't think of.)
Summary: I like mystery, action, twisted fiction, something you can't figure out within the first 10 pages, many metaphors and messages within the story itself.

My mind, My friends, My Technology, My Education, My Personality, My Aspirations.

How much is some? Can there be scientific theory about consciousness? Why does Rumplestillskin have to be such a dick? Why doesn't the trix bunny ever get his trix.. I mean he makes them right? Isn't that animal cruelty. Political stuff. Random scenarios that would never happen but if they did what would I do.. Zombie apocalypse. Plus a lot of deep serious stuff to.

I am on a boat with randombeauty and tpain, we're riding dolphins doing flips and shit.. We're splashin' getting everyone all wet. She brings her swim trunks I got my flippy floppys .. and we've had a threesome with a mermaiiiiiiiiiiiid.

(and we jizzed in our pants)

1.) Anything that you desire. Anything at all. Everyday I'll take you higher, and I'll never let you fall. (for anyone who knows what this references to will get major bonus points)

2.) >_>; I am a crime fighter but only on Tuesdays.. AND i only fight mythical creatures.. such as uhm.. Unicorns named hank with a poor attitude. (joking)

3.) I am from a Kingdom.. (no joke)

You think I'm awesome, or think you are awesome enough to impress me. Also if you can type correctly, have opinions/thoughts that are interesting (depth).