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Epiphany1134

34 Huntington Beach, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it

Bonus points if you can name the movie this is from.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What a loaded question..... Being grateful that I don't have to mine for conflict minerals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Underwater basket weaving. 100 meter doggy paddle. I can probably out Netflix anybody. Simpson trivia. Smoke a joint and looking at the stars(I dare anyone to say that's not one of the most introspective things to do).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This may sound a little egotistical. But, people always confuse me for Steven Tyler's tour bus driver. I know, I don't see the resemblance either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything from Christopher hitchens, sex at dawn, goosebumps, choose your own adventure, Steve martin's; born standing up, the stoned ape.

Movies: tons of documentaries, anything from trey parker, old yeller, westerns with the Duke or Eastwood.

Tv: shameless, orange is the new black, californication, walking dead, UFC, stand up

Food: pretty much anything that crawls, walks, or flys.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
Water
Food
Humor
Friends
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wheres the beef? How long before a super volcano takes us out? When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomachs? Why do drive up ATMs have braille?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a profile on okc. Shhhhhhh
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If any of my answers made you laugh. No, seriously, I need the validation!!! Oh, and if you're cool, I suppose that would be nice. It's ok if you don't like me. But, you're wrong and I hate you.