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Epirush

27 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I refuse to believe that everyone in the DC area is laid back, easy going, and from the Mid-West. I don't buy that for a second. I've met too many people from around here to believe that is statistically probable. Also, most DC folks that I know are hard drinking, highly caffeinated, on the go people with huge Type - A personalities. If you're not high strung in some way, you're not getting things done around here.

Alright, a bit about me. Firstly, I am not lonely being single. I have several wonderful friends in the area, and between them and my job I never want for company (I am also an introvert and do very well by myself for extended periods of time.) I hope you also do well solo. I am not willing to be the person that makes you feel complete as an individual.

I cook (well) I write, I don't smoke, I have a sense of humor so dark it might seem like I'm not joking (I am... probably.) I'm also impatient when it comes to baking - if the dough has to set in the fridge before I bake it, I will probably bake it less often. When I want homemade cookies, I want them soon. Now. Cookies.

I am a kinkster. If you don't know what that means, please ask! :) I promise it's not like 50 Shades of Bullshit, that's straight up abuse and. GAH!. It's not like that. Ask. I have references that I can point you towards that are word books written by sane people.

All that said, kink is an important part of my life and sexuality- and since I don't mind being single, something I'm willing to wait for in a partner. If you are extremely against kink / bdsm / D/s, then I'm probably not your guy. No big deal, move along, nothing to see here :D

If that doesn't scare you away, please continue reading.

My passion is writing. I'm writing lots of stuff - my first novel is being actively drafted, and I've got at least one novel and one novella in the chute right behind the first novel. It's a bit intimidating for me to have so many words unwritten, but at least I have material.

I also write about being a paramedic and would like to release an essay anthology at some point. I've made many people cry with my paramedic essays. If you want to read one of them, you have been warned.

So yes, me in the TL;DR format (but that's probably not good if you want to skip my writing since... well... I write a lot.): tall, scary dark sense of humor, kinky, paramedic, writer, absurdist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Woo! I'm back on the streets as a paramedic working 911 once again. It's good to be back in the saddle. No, most of my days are not hair raising adventures, nor do I routinely save a life in critical last second fashion - but then, every medic gets a save like that maybe twice in a LONG career.

Again, writing in my off time and trying to get into some form of MPH program because apparently I hate free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I might as well put it. I'm really good at cooking. I own a cast iron skillet. My specialties include paella, sukiyaki, ice cream (I have an ice cream maker too,) and eggs. I worked as a fry cook and line cook as past summer jobs while I was in school. If I have a recipe, or a semblance of a recipe, I CAN make it.

Also:
Coffee drinking. I like to drink coffee until my hands shake. It's a bad habit, probably my worst one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall! Also, I was told that I look like a white Bollywood star. I had that whole uniform thing going and apparently my hair was just right.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Homage to Catalonia. Dune. Starship Troopers.
Music: Progressive uplifting vocal trance (yeah, I said it,) Rock'n'roll, METAL.
Food: Any and all things! I am a true omnivore who actively seeks out new and exciting food! I will not eat things that are still alive though, that freaks me out a little.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oktoberfest Beer. Seriously, I cannot be bothered with anything else until November.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably the second most private thing I'm willing to admit. I spend a lot of time thinking about a book that I am currently writing. Fun stuff!

Still plowing through plot holes and beating up prose like a pro.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It completely depends. In or out with friends. Eating out, drinking out, exploring NOVA and DC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I currently have a terrible farmer's tan thanks to work. I mean it is amazingly terrible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a kinkster. Really any kind at all. I love talking shop with kinky people even if nothing comes of it or we are not compatible partners. It's a really liberating topic, isn't it?

You would like to.

You enjoy riding bikes and would like a bike buddy in the upcoming fall riding season.

You are a writer!

You are a publisher! >.>

Etc. Etc.