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Epsilon852

24 M Miami, FL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:54pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bipedal ape-man descendant with fur on his head.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage projects and copyedit for a publishing services company. I moved from Missouri to take this job about a year ago, and while I never thought I would live in Florida, that's actually kind of what I love about this situation. I try to keep surprising myself (or make super rash life decisions that work out with varying degrees of success).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
naming stuffed animals, getting distracted from work to dick around on Etsy, tripping and/or injuring myself very conspicuously in public, dancing like an '80s new-wave California gold prospector.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I walk really fast. Everyone I know gets super annoyed by that. Also, I'm stubbly most of the time - not really by choice ... I just kind of forget to shave.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: the Harry Potter series, East of Eden, Middlesex, Cloud Atlas, Life of Pi, Slaughter House Five, Catch-22, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, The Yiddish Policeman's Union (I love Michael Chabon but haven't read Cavelier and Klay)
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wet Hot American Summer, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars.
Shows: 30 Rock, Mad Men, SNL, Parks and Rec, Six Feet Under (when it was a thing)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A thermos full of coffee
2) My Mama
3) Frequent hugs
4) My laptop
5) My Kindle
6) A second thermos full of coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Screaming in public places. Really. Really. Loudly.
But, I mean, I think about things that don't make me sound crazy too..
Actually, I'm absorbed in hypotheticals at most given times. Yesterday, I bought a magazine, and I was trying to pay attention to this woman behind the register talking about her pugs, but I couldn't stop thinking about this what-if world where that was all people paid her for: Like, she stands behind a register all day long, and people just go up to her with their hard-earned cash and give it to her so they can hear about the misadventures Snigglebottom and Ferretfuck for ten minutes. And then I threw up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either having a movie night with some friends or out and about doing something fun but low-key.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a thousand chilli-cheese fries wrapped up in a skin costume.