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24 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:21pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"I'm not a machine. I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you'd let me, talk and talk. Let's talk about anything."
What I’m doing with my life
I decided to start my life over one year ago with a move to Seattle. It's going wonderfully so far, though I wonder if the beautiful sunny days are some sort of deceptive introductory offer.
I’m really good at
Knowing the first thing about things. Learning second things is difficult and often dangerous, but the first thing is where all the fun lies.
The first things people usually notice about me
The two most common things say to me as conversation-openers: "how tall are you" and "do you play basketball." Half of my daily mental energy is spent not making snarky comebacks, such as "are you a jockey?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I am undergoing a 1/4-life crisis because I didn't read as many books as I did in my earlier, nose-constantly-in-Harry-Potter days. Trying to correct that. I'm a big fan of David Foster Wallace and Nabokov, and as of late, Alan Moore. The best nonfiction book I've ever read is 'Thinking, Fast and Slow' by Daniel Kahneman.

Movies: Memento, Children of Men, Network, and The Third Man are my favorites. Oh, and Wall-E was the greatest thing ever too.

One time I dated a girl, and we watched Mean Girls together. She didn't like it. We broke up almost immediately after that.

Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race. That's about it

...okay fine also The Wire, Community, and a bunch of other shows.

Music: I would say that I listen to everything. But I don't. I like punk/post-punk/all-the-indie-rock-influenced-by-punk; the indie rock NOT influenced by punk; hip hop; electronic music; Satan's Fingers; The Hospital Bombers.

Top 7 albums:
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
Gang of Four - Entertainment!
The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Stooges - Fun House
Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand
The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
Kid606 - Kill Sound Before Sound Kills You
The six things I could never do without





I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Dennis Kucinich somehow got a hot redhead British wife who's like five inches taller than him. What the hell? It's not like he's rich, attractive, powerful, or has a chance of a hope of a dream of being elected president. Maybe he has a great personality.

On a typical Friday night I am
I have no use for your primitive human "days of the week." I declare Zorday begins at this very moment, and on Zorday, we shall drink only things with umbrellas in them.

If I'm out, my favorite bar is one that looks like a complete dive, but secretly has the best cocktails for miles. It's like a secret, except with a purposefully-flickering 'BAR' sign.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Stop asking me about the Quest for Rutabaga, okay? I am so fucking sick of people messaging me for no other reason but to ask about the stupid Quest for Rutabaga. If you only message me about the Quest for Rutabaga and no other reason, you WILL NOT get a response.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if're enthusiastic about something interesting. Humor is necessary, sarcasm is fine; just have something that you care about, and we'll probably get along great.

...if you want to talk about books, movies, music, movies about music, books about music, music about books, books about movies, movies about books, etc.

...if you think that OKCupid's 1k-word suggested minimum punishes those who spend time cutting words from their profile to make it read better. How dare you suggest my profile isn't "finished," OKCupid. It won't be finished until I sufficiently self-summarize in sub-haiku-length.

...your ideal man is not one featured on or the dearly departed Nice Guys of OKC tumblr think Ian Curtis is the epitome of masculinity. have a cute dog.