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28 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English, Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I really don't know what to write in these things so here goes... I really like the beach but don't care for sand. I think socks are a great gift, but also love shoes that don't require socks. I love fat athletes. I enjoy writing but I loathe filling these things out. I make awesome fried rice. I love costume/theme occasions/parties. My puns are always intended. Also, I'm an ordained minister.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be able to regularly complete a Thursday NYT crossword, working for the man (and loathing my reverse commute to Stamford), planning my next vacation, maintaining a tumblr of recent reads at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Ping pong
-Connect Four
-Racquet sports
-Eating (I have completed a Man v Food challenge)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a news and pop culture junkie; nyt, wsj, the new yorker, the atlantic, nymag and gawker are my go-to's. I also love reading reviews, Wikipedia, urbandictionary and Grantland. Also Sedaris, Gladwell, Michael Lewis, assorted nonfiction, 'The Giving Tree', Calvin and Hobbes, 'The Art of Fielding' and 'The Corrections'... I also recently read 'Taipei' and I hated it

Oscar bait, Jurassic Park, Borat, Office Space, 'Fast' and 'Die Hard' franchises... only kidding, kind of.

Arrested Development, Colbert, The League, Louie, 60 Minutes, CBS Sunday Morning, Girls, Veep, The Walking Dead, SNL (the best show to DVR), also NYK b-ball

Pretty much anything except for metal. Recently played on iTunes includes, but is not limited to Simon & Garfunkel, Mase, Marvin Gaye, M83, Destroyer, Ellie Goulding, Dispatch, Two Door Cinema Club, Kendrick Lamar, the Beach Boys, Icona Pop, the Rolling Stones, James Taylor, Norah Jones, Nick Drake, and Public Enemy

I'll eat anything, I'm pretty adventurous, but you can never go wrong with pizza and ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A bicycle
-My passport
-The interwebs
-Summer - slip-on shoes, winter - smartwool socks
-A Shower with good water pressure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why someone hasn't devised an easier way of putting a comforter in a duvet?

When did Myers-Briggs become so huge?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner and drinks or catching up on sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had friend tell me that he won a piece of the Aggro Crag on Global Guts and I believed him.
You should message me if
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If you are not a crazy person and can give and take a joke or if you have a dog

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