I have a brilliant sense of humor and if you don't like it you can get out.

I have no idea. So for now I'm daydreaming.

playing along. And sounding serious when I'm usually not.
Which has actually made it really difficult for me to be serious about things. A side-effect I would probably suffered more from, had I taken it more seriously.

My unstoppable, average sized, erection.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Well the pillar breaks in half and so does my throbbing stick of pink Jesus.

I've stopped running.

Books: My reading material is completely based on how pressured I am by my peers to read it.
This has resulted in a book-taste quite wide. The only problem is if the book is written before the late 1800's, then it usually takes around two years for me to finish it.
But some favorites would be: David Wong's books: "John Dies at the End" and "This Book is Full of Spiders", The Dresden Files for my young-adult Harry Potter fix, Vonnegut has a way with stories I enjoy, and then plenty of others I can't think of now.

Movies: Turns out I enjoy pretty much anything. Even shitty movies are entertaining in their own shittiness. I remember watching a movie about a guy that started masturbating to internet porn and suddenly he was shunned by society. I also remember another movie where a girl try to kill herself because people pretended to be her online.

Shows: I watch many of the common ones from the TV-downloading culture. And old shows. Scrubs will forever be etched into my heart.

Anime: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Clannad, Chobits, Cowboy Bebop and Full Metal Alchemist.
Been a while since I've seen some though, mostly because I don't know what's good anymore.

Music: Here I actually have some kind of organized list! It's at http://www.last.fm/user/Zcrubby, just visit that if you want to be dazzled!

Oh yeah food:
Kebab, pizza, anything that's remotely bad for you, potatoes and its various usages. The cows, hens and pigs all like to hang out in my bag of acid. I shun lamb though, pretending it's because they're too cute to eat. Mostly it's just because I don't like the taste.

Oh yeah! Don't forget some games, those are important as well:
The early Final Fantasy games, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Devil May Cry, Guilty Gear XX, Megaman, Guardian's Crusade (So adorable!), Tomba!, Super Smash Bros, Magic TCG, various Bethesda games, Anarchy Online, Left 4 Dead, Max Payne, WC3, Portal and many more.

Batman, the Internet and the cats that come with it, my one and a half testicles for the never ending production of mini-me's and testosterone, my Kindle and something else that would make me attractive to you. I'd say my penis, but I'm probably more attracted to it than you'll ever be.

Breasts. All those different shapes, colors and sizes. Thank you testosterone.

It's kind of hilariously sad actually, because I'm trying to think of something else, and I got nothing. Thanks a lot testosterone!

I thought about zen once.

Since I work part time, I have a lot of free-time and the days all sort of... blend together. So I guess I've spent one long day playing random games I'll probably never finish, watched a ton of movies, read a quarter ton of books and had the most magical fapping session of my lifetime.

Excellent day.

Thanks to an old sink I used to have, I'm immune to most biological warfare. I'll probably die younger than necessary...

I also sit down when I shower and pee. Sitting down while in the shower is the most magical thing ever. Sitting down while peeing is not as magical.

Anything. Anything.