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EricMCross

33 M Las Vegas, NV

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I moved here from Michigan eight years ago, and have grown to love this city. I like to tell people that I'm John Lennon's son. I'm probably not, though he was killed almost exactly nine months to the day before I was born. Plus my mom was a cheerleader in high school. So yeah, he probably was my dad after all. I like to play ice hockey and softball, video games and board games. The plan for now is to take some courses at CSN this fall (1999 high school graduate, never attended college). I have also recently begun doing stand-up comedy after putting it off for a decade. That John Lennon thing? Not in my act.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend as much time as possible with the people I love, knowing they are the key to my day-to-day happiness. I balance the rest of my time with work and hobbies. I am currently trying to renew my focus on writing (short fiction and new material for my stand-up routine). As for ten years from now, I really have no idea, but I believe in myself enough to know that I will be happy when I get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, eating, doing the "Pumpkin" face (just ask), staying up late, karaoke (sometimes), giving hugs, my job, having a beard, video games (deal with it), pretending tattoos and piercings don't hurt, loving my family and friends unconditionally. And Yahtzee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face? How do I know what people first notice about me? I'm a dude. I don't wear Uggs or anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read anything. But mostly classics, short stories, Bukowski, Fante, nearly any non-fiction or biographies.

Movies... Eternal Sunshine, City Lights, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shawshank, Tombstone, plus several dozen more, and I'm a sucker for Cameron Crowe.

As for shows, The Walking Dead, HIMYM, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Justified, Project Runway (yep), Top Chef, ATHF, Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, The Office, Arrested Development, Forensic Files, Parks and Recreation, Sons of Anarchy, many more...

Music is even worse than movies for me to narrow down. I will say that I'm not big into country or hip hop, but I still listen to both occasionally. If I had to list my all-time favorites... The Beatles, David Bowie, Rilo Kiley, Ben Folds (with or without Five), and for the last five years solid, The Good Life. And I saw The Postal Service at Cosmopolitan last April (dream come true). Also, I love the local music scene (I am an out-of-control Dusty Sunshine fanboy), so at least a few times a month I'm downtown watching some Vegas band.

Food: any.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Women
Music
Sports
Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Boobs. For real. I actually have a standing arrangement with Friend A to talk about her boobs at her funeral. I also have an arrangement with Friend B to talk about Friend A's boobs at Friend B's funeral. My friends have strange names.

2) I have no desire to go hiking. Let me just die indoors. Rattlesnakes and scorpions will still strike in air-conditioned environments, and if you absolutely want, I will break your ankle and deprive you of water. Good grief, hippie chicks are supposed to be easy!

3) When my car will explode. I was unemployed for a spell in 2012 and sold my "real" car to pay the bills. Now I drive the ugliest piece of junk in Las Vegas. Chances are you've pointed and laughed at it before.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, usually with my amazing friends, but often talking to strangers and singing karaoke. On a side note, it amazes me how the same people can sing the same song every weekend and still be terrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have just begun to use fingernail clippers after 20 years of chewing my nails. The clicking sound of nail clippers gives me extreme anxiety, but I am able to get through it if I'm wearing headphones. With music playing in them, obviously.
You should message me if
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You aren't looking to rush into a serious relationship, if you enjoy spending time out with large groups (my friends are incredible people), if you don't mind that I smoke, drink, play video games and NEVER run, and if you like my beard. Because I promise, you will not like the face hidden under it.

Also, though I am straight, many of my friends and family are not. I do not tolerate intolerance. Think that I am a hypocrite if you like, just don't message me if you are not LGBT-friendly. It would just be a waste of time for the both of us, because that's a dealbreaker for me that no amount of pretty can fix.