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EricThaddeus

26 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Diet
Mostly anything
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Skier, runner, beach dodgeball player, amateur dogspotter.
Can throw down in the kitchen.
7'11" or whatever. Not short, not gangly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to eat all of the food. I go to a lot of concerts for free, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crashing my bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes O.o
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Some favorites are:
-Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (actually all of his books)
-The Tin Drum by Günter Grass
-Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Another personal favorite is 'Nancy Drew and Friends Get High and Lose Their Keys'

Movies:
Anything by John Waters.

Food:
I will eat all of the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
My cast iron skillet
Wine
Books
Live Music
BART
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when you give a mouse a cookie?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Who killed Laura Palmer?
Also, who put Bella in the wych elm?

It is a mystery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with coworkers or meeting up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won a stripping contest once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'll buy me a drink to make me feel pretty.