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My self-summary
The best things in life aren't things.

Just moved here from San Francisco, California. Let's go dogspotting!

A pot-of-coffee-by-day and bottle-of-wine-by-night kind of guy.

Can throw down in the kitchen: sauces, bread, infused oils, Thai fast food, tamales, can cook vegetarian/vegan, and is an occasional burger master.

Building up a startup incubator/accelerator and doing some consulting on the side. Shoot me now.

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to eat all of the food. I go to a lot of concerts.
I'm the Chief Sales & Marketing Officer for a startup incubator, that tends to eat up a lot of my time. That said, I love what I do.
I’m really good at
Crashing my bike.
Holding still for CAT scans.
Making ER doctors laugh at 4am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a good storyteller.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently finishing 'The Age of Innocence'
'Nancy Drew and Friends Get High and Lose Their Keys in the Park' is an all time favorite.

Anything by John Waters.


Noise, psychedelic rock, lounge, EDM.

I will eat all of the food (and cook it).
The six things I could never do without
A cast iron skillet
Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happens when you give a mouse a cookie?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
Why do white people like TED talks so much?

It is a mystery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with coworkers or meeting up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won a stripping contest once.
You should message me if
You will buy me a drink to make me feel pretty.