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33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So the resume goes like this:

- Born/raised in a small town in Texas. I worked off the land as soon as I could walk. I lived as a cow-poke, wrassled steer, wore a six shooter in my holster, and had freedom in my heart. I fed myself with cacti, tumbleweeds, and whiskey, and I lived under an oil derrick. Or I lived in the 'burbs. It was a while ago; the details are hazy.

- Decided attending West Point for college was a good idea.
> Pros:
1) No need to pick out an outfit every day for class.
2) People talk very loud. (especially when hazing you)
3) I am an absolute master at shining shoes.
> Cons:
1) Male/female ratio...could be better.
2) Marching gets old.
3) You really need gray to be your favorite color.

- Apparently when you graduate West Point, you have to go into the Army. Who knew? I did trick them into teaching me to fly Blackhawk helicopters, so that's a win.

- Escaped from the Army, got an MBA at Harvard (pronounced Haaaaaavawd) and landed in NYC.
What I’m doing with my life
- Trying not to work as many hours as everyone else in this city.
- Coining the next great Manhattan neighborhood. I'm going to be behind the next TriBeCa. It's going to happen.
- Debating whether mumus should be acceptable casual Friday attire. It's a pretty obvious yes.
I’m really good at
- Look, I do athletic things: soccer, rock climbing, running, golf, crossfit.
- Oh, and I'm interesting! I have interests: art, music, board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been compared to John C. Reilly. More than once. By strangers...

I always imagine they really meant to say Jude Law or Johnny Depp. It's an honest mistake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- rereading The Razor's Edge by Maugham. Amazing novel.

- I shuffle between classic literature (A Separate Peace, Of Human Bondage), Gladwell-esque stuff, and more academic topics. (yawn)

- Love "Scrubs" (because it's awesome), and have picked up "Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother". A clear track record of serious, thought provoking programming...

- Zebra Cakes are basically really really (really) processed bits of manna from heaven. Outsourced to Hostess. (I'm clearly a HUGE foodie...)
The six things I could never do without
After writing this diatribe, I'm apparently in love with ellipses. I'll get back to you on the rest...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- When I'm finally going to be taken out by a biker delivering Indian food.
- Mumus. And casual Friday. As we've discussed.
- The Oxford comma.
On a typical Friday night I am
- Batman.

- Perfecting my Irish Goodbye.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Do it! YOLO. LOLz!!!1

But seriously, if you message that to me, I will find you... and I will smash your phone.