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Eric_14

33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So the resume goes like this:

- Born/raised in a small town in Texas. I worked off the land as soon as I could walk. I lived as a cow-poke, wrassled steer, wore a six shooter in my holster, and had freedom in my heart. I fed myself with cacti, tumbleweeds, and whiskey, and I lived under an oil derrick. Or I lived in the 'burbs. It was a while ago; the details are hazy.

- Decided attending West Point for college was a good idea.
> Pros:
1) No need to pick out an outfit every day for class.
2) People talk very loud. (especially when hazing you)
3) I am an absolute master at shining shoes.
> Cons:
1) Male/female ratio...could be better.
2) Marching gets old.
3) You really need gray to be your favorite color.

- Apparently when you graduate West Point, you have to go into the Army. Who knew? I did trick them into teaching me to fly Blackhawk helicopters, so that's a win.

- Escaped from the Army, got an MBA at Harvard (pronounced Haaaaaavawd) and landed in NYC.
What I’m doing with my life
- Trying not to work as many hours as everyone else in this city.
- Coining the next great Manhattan neighborhood. I'm going to be behind the next TriBeCa. It's going to happen.
- Debating whether mumus should be acceptable casual Friday attire. It's a pretty obvious yes.
I’m really good at
- Look, I do athletic things: soccer, rock climbing, running, golf, crossfit.
- Oh, and I'm interesting! I have interests: art, music, board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been compared to John C. Reilly. More than once. By strangers...

I always imagine they really meant to say Jude Law or Johnny Depp. It's an honest mistake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- rereading The Razor's Edge by Maugham. Amazing novel.

- I shuffle between classic literature (A Separate Peace, Of Human Bondage), Gladwell-esque stuff, and more academic topics. (yawn)

TV/Movies:
- Love "Scrubs" (because it's awesome), and have picked up "Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother". A clear track record of serious, thought provoking programming...

Food:
- Zebra Cakes are basically really really (really) processed bits of manna from heaven. Outsourced to Hostess. (I'm clearly a HUGE foodie...)
The six things I could never do without
After writing this diatribe, I'm apparently in love with ellipses. I'll get back to you on the rest...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- When I'm finally going to be taken out by a biker delivering Indian food.
- Mumus. And casual Friday. As we've discussed.
- The Oxford comma.
On a typical Friday night I am
- Batman.

- Perfecting my Irish Goodbye.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Do it! YOLO. LOLz!!!1

But seriously, if you message that to me, I will find you... and I will smash your phone.