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22 Humble, TX Woman, Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Bisexual, Pansexual
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I could be your perfect disaster, you could be my ever after. <3

My profile is currently under construction.
I'm a hardworking professional looking for someone to spend my time with.
Please be careful with me, I'm fragile. Haha okay I'm not exactly fragile, I'm super independent and strong willed, but that being said it takes some time to earn my trust. I've seen some shit.
I'm not here to have sex with you. Don't get me wrong, it's super fun, but that's not my purpose.
I love music, cats, video games, karaoke, Netflix, and occasionally sleeping.
I know what I want in life. I have goals, I'm super motivated to meet them, and I will do whatever it takes.
I enjoy social media including Facebook, tumblr, and Instagram.
I'm originally from Illinois. I'm not from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!
Snuggling is my favorite. Play with my hair and snuggle with me and I will literally melt.
I have a complicated relationship with sleep.
I love nerdy shit, tattoos, and swearing. Lol. I have four tattoos, the Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray, and I only have a filter when necessary.
Fuzzy blankets and lots of pillows are the best.
Anyway, enough random facts for now.
Also, I'm not interested in your hate mail if you don't like my hair, body, or whatever. My physicality is temporary, but being an asshole is forever. Leave positivity or leave my page.

***If you message me in a derogatory way, you will end up on the Bye Felipe Facebook page. I will also probably message your mom and show her how you've been treating women.***
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Paul Mitchell the School Chicago graduate. I'm a hairdresser at a high end Houston based salon network.
I'm also an independent consultant for Thirty One Gifts, and you'll frequently see me at sporting events or festivals in Houston giving away free stuff and promoting.
My life right now mostly revolves around work. My career is #1 in my life, and literally everything else takes lower priority to my career. I'm super motivated to be one of the top stylists in my company, so if you try to change that or slow me down, I will cut you loose. I will not change my work schedule for you, I will not work less hours for you, and I will not sacrafice my career. I moved across the country to work for my salon, I'm not going to compromise on that one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hair. Talking shit to small humans on XBox Live. Being a friend. Talking too much. Driving like a pro. Netflixing. Hair. Musical things. Karaoke. Did I mention hair?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love pretty much all books.
As far as music goes, I'm really spread out. I love everything from metal and hardcore to mushy acoustic pop punk. Mainstream shit to local rockers. Pretty much anything but whiny ass country music. I just can't.
Tv shows, I love those typical cop shows, dramas, pretty much the usual tv junk.
I love movies, but I'm totally culturally deprived when it comes to them. I'll watch about any movie. But horror movies and I have a love/hate relationship. They scare the living shit out of me..yet I thoroughly enjoy them. Lol. But when I watch them, I have to have someone snuggle with me while I watch them, and someone better be sleeping with me that night. Hah.
You're going to find that I fucking LOVE Star Wars. And Supernatural.
I'm not picky with food. But goddammit don't ask me what I want, because most days I can't tell you. :p
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? I can't pick six! I'm too indecisive! :o
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Or my goal at work. What I need to do to achieve my goal at work. Hair. Other people's hair. My hair. Lots of things mostly related to work, because I work..a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights I work at the salon till close then go home. Usually laundry happens, then sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to keep my private affairs pretty private. If you wanna ask, you're more than welcome to, but until there's a form of trust between us, you really won't find much out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...If you love cuddle puddles, are awesome, open minded, like to use proper spelling and grammar, like/love cats..
..Or just if you want to. That works, too.