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22 Humble, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I could be your perfect disaster, you could be my ever after. <3

My profile is currently under construction, but here's what you need to know.
-DO NOT ASK ME TO DO YOUR FUCKING HAIR. No... It's not a good ice breaker, and if you're legitimately interested in having me cut your hair, you may ask for the phone number to my salon and ask to make an appointment.
-I work... A lot. I only have one day off a week and I only have two free evenings other than my one day off. My career is my main focus. Everything else comes after.
-I get extremely bored with text and messages. So if you can't hang, there's the door baby! But for real.. To keep my interest over text, you gotta have something different, and be willing to meet up soon.
-I'm an ENFJ and a Pisces.
-I'm kinky as shit.
-I love cats and music, I love video games when I get the chance, and I love going to the movies. Going to watch a movie in a theater is literally like a vacation for me.
-I love snuggling.
-If you have no intention in meeting me or you're just here to fuck with people's emotions and string them along, I don't have time for you, move along.
-I don't care if you don't like my body or my tattoos, I don't need hate mail. Spread positivity. Leave a little love everywhere you go.
-I'm not from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!
-Tuesday nights I sing karaoke at a bar in Humble. Music is my shit.
-I know in this profile I come off super abrasive right off the bat, but I've had way too many messages that start off really wrong... I really am a sweet person though. I pride myself on being one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. That being said, however, I do not put up with bulllshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Paul Mitchell the School Chicago graduate. I'm a hairdresser at a high end Houston based salon network.
I'm also an independent consultant for Thirty One Gifts, and you'll frequently see me at sporting events or festivals in Houston giving away free stuff and promoting.
My life right now mostly revolves around work. My career is #1 in my life, and literally everything else takes lower priority to my career. I'm super motivated to be one of the top stylists in my company, so if you try to get in my way I will cut you loose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hair. Talking shit to children on XBox Live. Being a friend. Talking too much. Driving like a pro. Being a bus driver. Fire cupping. Florentine flogging.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love pretty much all books.
As far as music goes, I'm really spread out. I love everything from metal and hardcore to mushy acoustic pop punk. Mainstream shit to local rockers. Pretty much anything but whiny ass country music. I just can't.
Tv shows, I love those typical cop shows, dramas, pretty much the usual tv junk.
I love movies, but I'm totally culturally deprived when it comes to them. I'll watch about any movie. But horror movies and I have a love/hate relationship. They scare the living shit out of me..yet I thoroughly enjoy them. Lol. But when I watch them, I have to have someone snuggle with me while I watch them, and someone better be sleeping with me that night. Hah.
I'm not picky with food either. I'm allergic to peanuts..but I can eat peanut butter occasionally. So that's a thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? I can't pick six! I'm too indecisive! :o
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What color should I make my hair next?
No, not I usually don't spend much time thinking about that at all. I think a lot about a lot of things, and it varies day by day and depending on what's going on in my little slice of the universe. ♡
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights I close the salon and come home afterwards. I usually spend my Friday nights at home because I work at 8am-9pm Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to keep my private affairs pretty just ask.
But just for shits and giggles I'll put one on here.
I love chivalry and romance...but sometimes it makes me feel really awkward. :p
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...If you love cuddle puddles, are awesome, open minded, like to use proper spelling and grammar, like/love cats..
..Or just if you want to. That works, too.