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26 Guelph, Ontario, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:59am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be real aloof at times.
I tend to laugh too loud and normally too long as well.
I have some really big ideas/critics or whatever of this world and the awful shit latent within it.. mainly i mention that on okcupid because i don't want to get into frustrating conversations on dates about the need for cops, prisons, gentrification,borders liberals can look on. That being said i still feel capable of allot of joy.
I date a few people right now and I genuinely don't know how much space I have for new serous relationships right now, but im not sure... My life is in transition in a few ways
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being moderately charming......I spend most of my time wadding in the river, eating bon-bons with good friends, s walking dogs, watching birds, watching sporting events, gardening, running and hustling to get by.

I am also a really good auntie.
in other words, im not doing anything quantifiable with my life.. Well that was true, ...I am getting a social work degree, and working on becoming a councilor, with hopes to focuz on anger management/folks with abusive patterns, but im a fucking flailer and dont take school very seriously. which usually ends in tears and a general sense of incompetence
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guessing what time it is, knock knock jokes, acting way tougher than I am, figuring out what acronyms stand for, navigating my way through transit systems and explaining things by using metaphors.
But more so I enjoy doing things which I am bad at, such as socializing, chin-ups, singing folk songs and playing washboard poorly but happily.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a bit of a floating signifier.
I am rude.
I also almost always have gold hoop earings in my ears.
The way I talk with my hands
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont really read that much anymore, but it once felt pretty important to me ...

;I like songs that no one person sings, aka folk song. But i also like rap music from the prarries, amongst other places and some bad pop music, i.e coldplay and not ironicly.
Food: lemon/lime, vinegar, yams, soup, kale and french fries, netles, miso. I am a poor cook. but a great crook
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I loose things so often that there isnt really anything i couldn't live without. But I really love my family, chosen and birthed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to have good relationships with people. Especially children but also family, friends, lovers and myself.

Borders, Privileged (ugh that word almost means nothing at this point tho) , transformative justice, anger managemnt, saskatoon. How to not be re-circulated into shit i hate
Having babies, poly shit, how messy my room is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing cards.. thats not true but maybe i would like to be..
I am normally at a camp fire, reading, dancing, walking /snoozing , or cleaning my messy room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is serous apriori issues with this section. But probaly that i go to a gym. a really dumb one at that
You should message me if
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you are a babe.
Your down with whores ("sex workers")
You can teach me sign language, how to make goats shut up or play washboard(me not the goats)
Youu love to go to the river and are not apose to swimming in it,.