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26 Guelph, Ontario, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be real aloof at times.
I tend to laugh too loud and normally too long as well.
I have some really big ideas/critics or whatever of this world and the awful shit latent within it.. mainly i mention that on okcupid because i don't want to get into frustrating conversations on dates about the need for cops, prisons, gentrification,borders ect... That being said i still feel capable of allot of joy and can talk about lots of different shit.
My life is in transition in a few ways and all and all im really confused and slightly dramatic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being moderately charming......I spend most of my time wadding in the river, eating snacks with good friends, walking dogs, watching birds, watching sporting events, gardening, running and trying to think of scams to get by on.

I am also a really good auntie.
in other words, im not doing anything quantifiable with my life.. Well that was true, ...I am getting a social work degreeim doing a placement in Brantford.., but im a fucking flailer and dont take school very seriously. which usually ends in tears and a general sense of incompetence
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guessing what time it is, knock knock jokes, nattering, acting way tougher than I am, figuring out what acronyms stand for, navigating my way through transit systems and explaining things by using metaphors.
But more so I enjoy doing things which I am bad at, such as socializing, chin-ups, gardening, herbalism, singing folk songs and playing washboard poorly but happily.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I almost always have gold hoop earings in my ears.
The way I talk with my hands
I am rude. but i am just a insecure lady with a big heart and allot of space in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont really read that much anymore, but it once felt pretty important to me sometimes i read books for middle age moms, and allot of books on the therapeutic process.
Uhg i don't really listen to music, i know gasp, but i dunno how to download it and don't wanna buy cds and i am not responsible enough for a protable music roomates play music so i just listen to them mainly....but;I like songs that no one person sings, aka folk song. But i also like rap music from the prarries, amongst other places and some bad pop music, i.e coldplay and not ironicly.
Food: lemon/lime, vinegar, yams, soup, kale and french fries, netles, miso. I am a poor cook. but a great crook. smoothies are a big part of my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I loose things so often that there isnt really anything i couldn't live without. But I really love my family, chosen and birthed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to have good relationships with people. Especially children but also family, friends, lovers and myself.

Borders, Privilege (ugh that word almost means nothing at this point tho) , trans-formative justice, anger management, small town Saskatchewan, capitalism, how this world centers whiteness all the god danm time and what as a white person I can do to lessen that. How to not be re-circulated into shit i hate.
Having babies, poly shit, how messy my room is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing cards, at a camp fire, reading, dancing, walking ,snoozing , or cleaning my messy room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is serous apriori issues with this section. But probaly that i go to a gym allot, a really dumb/fancy one at that. I have little shame and have learnt recently to yell my faults out from a far, they look less big up close that way.
You should message me if
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you are a babe.
Your down with whores ("sex workers")
You can teach me sign language, how to make goats shut up or play washboard(me not the goats)
Youu love to go to the river and are not apose to swimming in it,.
Your okay that I date someone very serously that i have big feelings for. this doesnt mean i cant fall for lots of new people, but you have to be okay at times with not having what ever you want from me , and be okay with hearing about them!