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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:25am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian
My self-summary
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Hi--I am all about PASSION and COMpassion...a wonderful combination....And, yes, I am a stand up comic of 20 years full time ....but there is so much more to me than what that means...I think of myself as a great son, UNCLE (those are my nieces), brother, friend, lover, and kind hearted person...I love to watch the innocence of kids at play, help someone on the street, and give them a look to show I care...I'd like to think I can be put in any situation and have the right balance of maturity and playfulness...I am proud of who I am and where I come from...I am rather reflective, witty, in shape, great talker/listener/debater, appreciative of life, love intellect and a good night of staying in--cooking/ordering in, TV, snuggling, crosswords, laughing/talking...but that doesn't mean I don't like a good lounge and some drinks out and exploring the city...I am quite simple in MATERIAL things and kinda seek the same...shopaholics and I probably won't get along...haha ....I am looking for someone to grow with and see where things go...A fun night to me is mexican food, margaritas and me singing Sinatra to you on kareoke night...and I do love to sing...AND I AM A HUGE YANKEES AND COWBOYS FAN!!! Hope to hear from you...O.K. I am looking for a lighthearted woman who knows what is important in life--family, being best friends, (kinda like your "co-pilot" to each other)...pretty SIMPLE list if you really think about how BASIC it all is...:) And I pride myself on these things too!!! We have so many things to be thankful for that could be taken away in a blink of an eye. :) I hope to find a woman where the attraction is so amazing, but the chemistry is even better! :) Being Catholic is preferred. I better stop. I'm beginning to depress myself. She doesn't exist........or does she?!? ;) Lol

PS...bowling, trivia, kareoke, pool, mini golf, basketball, tennis is ALWAYS fun!
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand up comedy, kareoke, shows, creating, self employed, being the family "rock," fun uncle, friend, sports follower and playin on the courts...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nailing the triple lutz in figure skating...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Awakenings, all music, sushi, condiments, history, ghosts, UFO stuff...:)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith, Family, Evian water, ketchup, SPICY GUAC, BBQ sauce, hot salsa, grated cheese, chemistry...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing in my journal then placing it neatly on my hope chest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Kissing rules!!!!!!!!!! (and...I am a lil OCD)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want SUBSTANCE over style, relaxing nights, wine, goin out a bit, people watching, creating, thinking and plotting our next move...