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Ericthevettech

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 6
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To quote the greatest cartoon character apart from Shaggy, "I am what I am." That's a bullshit answer to a bullshit question. Self-summary? I am new to Portland.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a lot. Mostly working.... Other than that, thinking about working and drinking beer. I could use a distraction. I'm learning to play the acoustic guitar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, drinking beer, playing with dogs, and making people laugh. Probably more, I'm not really good at knowing what I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm going to be a smart ass here and say that the first thing people notice about me is that I am a physical object in somewhat close proximity to themselves. People probably notice a range of things about me first, I've been told I have pretty eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is a highly abbreviated list, for a more detailed list, let me buy you a beer.
For books, Charles Bukowski's "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flames", and anything by Max Brooks.
For movies, "Amelie", "Idiocracy", "Run Lola Run". There are just too many to mention.
As for music, this isn't the eighth grade where you could pick a prospective friend by what bands they liked.
Shows, GOT. Sometimes Vikings and the daily show. Bill Maher too.
Food, anything slower then me that doesn't have cilantro on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer, dogs, a few more dogs, much more beer, flip flops, and something to put in for number six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dogs and the various things that can go wrong with them, cats and the same to a lesser extent. What kind of burrito will compliment what kind of Mexican beer and how to properly convey to the person taking my order that cilantro will kill me dead without sounding like a jackass. (catch 22)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you want to. Seriously, I'm not shy and will message you back.