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Eridug

48 M Scunthorpe, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–60
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once upon a time there lived an alone aristocrat, who longed to meet a woman of substance who would be kind, cultured and cooperative, after searching high & low, far & wide across many lands though, he concluded that perhaps no such lady existed...

The aristocrat longed to make the world a better place, not just for himself, but for the less fortunate, so toiled away hour after hour, tinkering with new devices to service humanities needs. It also occurred to him that another way he could help humanity, was by selective breeding of his offspring, so now a quest to find the most smart, healthy, well bred, helpful and cooperative women he can, so that his dynasty may spread the world over and continue his good work.

While the aristocrat is searching for such, he would enjoy some companionship, so he hopes that out there somewhere in the wilderness exists ladies, who can help him build his fortune, whilst at the same time, enjoying picnics, holding hands, and snuggles under the duvet.

I'm an intelligent, amusing, free thinking individual, at times hyperactive, kind, patient, a heart of gold, an atheist, a humanist, a doer as well as a thinker. With an appreciation & knowledge of the sciences, art, history as well as our natural environment, with a playful nature, and a leaning towards the eccentric, imagine me as a bit of a cross between Alec Sadler and Khan Noonien Singh..

I enjoy the rolling countryside and forests, in particular lengthy woodland picnic, of homemade sandwiches & gingerbeer, with the company of an intelligent, charming & articulate lady, where we can lay in the grass together and try to imagine shapes in passing clouds, and have the opportunity should we wish for long lingering kisses under a willow tree.

To explore old ruins and ancient places of history, be they museums, or even a current archaeological dig, and to retire onto rugs in front of an open fire, whilst snuggled up together watching a film or TV series.

I like brisk windswept deserted beaches to stroll along hand in hand, but I am not a sun worshiper, and I have a preference for staying closer to home than wandering repeatedly far around the planet, more into quiet evenings than out and about at night.

Circumstances forced me to move back in with my mother, where I work out regularly, and being self- employed, most of my disposable income is directed towards my projects, such as programing my websites using mainly Silverlight 5 and C#.

Though I have yet to get myself a driving license, I am designing & building a solar velomobile based on my KMX trike, which serves me well as I can currently cycle 10 miles, and walk 5 miles. I used to be able to manage further before my Achilles tendon injury, so hopefully as that continues to heal and get better I'll be able to increase my range, though it doesn't effect my cycling as much as walking long distances.

I have not fathered any children and sport a vasectomy, so children do not appear by chance..

Minimum requirements:

No current serious illness, or history of mental illness, physical, emotional, or sexual abuse.
No natural black hair or brown eyes.
STD and HIV tests.
Has no children.
Non drug user.
Non-smoker.

First Date

Meet up at a scenic spot, for a chat, and to see if there is a spark in person.

Flight Of Fancy

The windless turbulence rattles your mind,
It sends out wild whispers, which float through time,
Never knowing if touchdown will be kind,
Transgressing the heart of the void to rhyme.
Silence echoes throughout the land, darkness
Prevails upon the sand, meeting minds meet
At the table of feasts, to bring brightness
Back on its feet, to witness the hot heat.
Glorious sunlight bedazzles your smile,
The touch of your hand, so firm, yet so wild!
Electric arcs sparkle mile after mile,
Whence to taste the sweet ambrosian mild.
I hope you can see, the fun and the glee,
Which you and... could it possibly be me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on building my own social networking site and solar velomobile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, programming, fixing things, making things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Intelligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Philip Jose Farmer and the Riverworld series.

Silent Running film wise.

Jean Michel Jarre music wise.

Chips food wise!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mobile phone.
Computer.
paper.
Pencil.
Pencil sharpener!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the world a better place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at home.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Money isn't your first priority.