"I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off" - Anchorman

For the picture lookers, ladies lacking patience, and for those that are just far too important to read about someone that might one day share their bed/life with... Here is the quick rundown of my positive traits: Loyal, fun, funny, dependable, kind, thoughtful, understanding, realistic, logical, ambitious, generous, and great listener.

For those that are still reading, I thank you for your interest and resilience to pretentious gibberish. I believe that there's far too much emphasis on labeling in our society. Nobody should be capable of encapsulating their self inside this little box.... but I should really write something to avoid looking like some weirdo. First thing you should know about me is that I reserve the right to contradict myself at any time.

I think you might find me interesting. I am sort of complex, and I have many layers to me. I'm not for everyone, you must be looking for substance and for someone that has more depth than a pizza box. I like to think that I have an excellent sense of humor. I think anything can be funny, when placed in the proper context. I try to find amusement in as much as possible. I'm very patient and empathetic towards people, it can be both my greatest strength and most tragic downfall. I get that compassion from my Mother I suppose, blah... but on a brighter note, she also instilled in me a serious sense of loyalty, chivalry, and communication.

I am completely and utterly incapable of bullshit at this point in my life. The dos and don'ts of dating are out of the window, I'd prefer upfront brutal honesty and actions that correspond to the moment. No second-guessing about how soon to text back or looking too available on a Friday night. Just like the cereal junkie rabbit says: Trix are for kids. Assolutamente finito, bella.

What I'm looking for is quite simple. I would like to find a girl worthy enough for me to give the world to. My wiring must be faulty because I get an unusual amount of happiness that is contingent upon how happy I can make the girl that I'm amorous toward. She becomes a priority that I'd fight, die, and buy tampons for.

I am an aspiring writer. My goal is to be a professional screenwriter and novelist. I love film and being a student of the human condition. I'm currently in my final year of school and upon graduation, I will teach. Teaching is an honorable profession and it will allow ample time for me to travel and work towards my writing career. Yes, I've got a job that pays the bills. Money has never been a problem or of extreme importance to me.

Being a good guy. We only finish last because we are never in a hurry and we hang in there until the end (either out of determination or sheer stupidity).

Solving problems.
Listening.
Trivia nights at bars.
I'm a fun and thoughtful dater.
Not being a boring Dbag.

I'm not sure. Maybe you'll answer this one for me.

Films: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Closer, Snatch, Perfect Sense, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Tombstone, Kill Bill, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank (any Cusack movie), Citizen Kane, Goodfellas, Little Miss Sunshine, Zack and Miri, 500 Days of Summer, True Romance, Network, Casino, Closer, Raging Bull, Once Upon a Time in America, Charlie Wilson's War, Michael Clayton, Meet Joe Black, Sin City, Scent of a Woman, There's Something About Mary, Casablanca, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Cold Mountain, V for Vendetta, Matrix trilogy, The Godfather 1 and 2, Music and Lyrics, Borat, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, All the Kings Men, Mr and Mrs Smith, Oceans 11-13, Major League (1 not 2), Revolutionary Road, and The Notebook...yeah I said The Notebook.

Music: Say Anything, Silversun Pickups, Margot and the Nuclear So & So's, The National, Tv on the Radio, The Smiths, The Xx, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Phantogram, MGMT, Fun., Gogol Bordello, Ratatat, Deftones, The Strokes, Sinatra, Al Green, Any liquid dubstep, All baby making music, Kanye West, Jay Z, lots of different stuff.

TV: I'm not a tv watcher... but I stream/download a few well written shows pretty often: Breaking bad, It's Always Sunny..., Arrested Development, Veep, Newsroom, South Park, and Boardwalk Empire.

Books: Survivor, Choke, Catcher in the Rye, High Fidelity, Brave New World, The Giver, Ender's Game, Slaughterhouse Five, Atlas Shrugged, Forrest Gump, and The God Delusion.

Food: I'm real easy on that one. I can find something to eat anywhere. My favorite restaurant is Charleston's (Hulen St.)

The world and my place in it. The film Zeitgeist really was a huge catalyst in the person I am today. I've since learned to pay attention to the world and question everything.

I've always thought of courting as nothing more than an elaborate sales pitch. Two people meet, they project themselves as successful, flawless human beings, with nothing less than an inhuman amount of ambition. Everybody says they want to make a difference, or to travel the world, but how many will do whatever it takes to reach their goals in life? It is my opinion that people are so focused on maintaining their facade of perfection, they never really develop the necessary foundation of a relationship that is capable of withstanding the test of time.

Now I understand how that can make me seem pessimistic, but I assure you that I am not. I am a realist. I learn and try to observe as much as possible in life, with the hopes of being the most balanced and aware person that I can be. I am not interested in appearing to be perfect. In fact, I can ruin the surprise for many of you right now: I have many imperfections. However, I am conscious of most, and I work arduously everyday to evolve past them.

Favorite quotes:

"My Country is the world, and my religion is to do good."
Thomas Paine

"All we have is now. All we've ever had is now."
F. Scott Fitzgerald

"It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace."
Chuck Palahniuk

-If you have read all of this and you'd like to know more about me. -If you are ready for a nice guy that will open a door for you and make you feel awesome about yourself.
- If you are interesting and intelligent.

DISCLAIMER: I'm a bit selective, so please be in a healthy condition (physically fit and not be holding a meth pipe as you read this). In a perfect world, attractiveness would not matter, but the fact is: it does and chemistry cannot be established or maintained without it.