Lately, I've been working on becoming a bit more organized. A toast, by the way, to finally knowing what you want out of life.

The remainder of this summary will be numerous indiscriminate thoughts that come to me. It is subject to change and each one is said while I'm in a certain frame of mind:

Gustav Klimt is God.

Girls with short hair pretty much does it for me. Girls on bicycles too. If a girl rides by on a bike and has short hair I pretty much get sprung.

I'm going to stop saying "cool" and "that's interesting" and start looking people in the eyes when I speak to them. (Done)

I'm addicted to v-necks. I feel like normal t-shirts are choking me.

Dry is the new sarcasm.

I love The Flaming Lips. A lot. No, I don't think you understand. Unless you love them just as much. Like, I would probably choose going to one of their shows over attending Thanksgiving with your family. So, if this offends you or is going to be a problem of some sort, we probably aren't right for each other.

I really hate unwarranted advice. People need to start realizing when they do that that they're only giving themselves advice.

When I'm wearing a scarf, sometimes I'll hold it to my face and nuzzle it kinda just because I like the feeling.

I'm pretty blatantly flirty without realizing it.

Atheists are sexy.

Girls who work at places that involve animals turn me on for some reason. So long as they aren't the type of person who likes animals because they don't "lie to you."

This profile needs another perpetually updated section called "Things I Say in my Sleep":

"I want to be there when the bomb goes off"

"You're just trying to make me hang out with cucumbers"

"I just had a dream, motherfucker"

"Aww, fuzzy bear"

And the following is yet another perpetually updated section of a collection of stupid Haiku's my friend Nova (i_fist_puppies) and I write:

"You're looking for what?
A shitton of fried chicken?
Well, right this way, sir!"
-Me

"Fiesty prostitutes,
matchbooks soaked in lemon juice,
fast planes dive slowly"
-Nova

"Milk runs down my chest.
The loon is calling my name.
Has it kicked in yet?"
-Me

"Webs cover brown fields,
trees breath in sweet bacon juice,
My hands are gold spears."
-Nova

"Boat shoes and fannys,
visors, tennis, and no sex:
Family Reunion"
-Me

"The Grateful Dead,
one more wacky cigarette:
Trustafari Pride"
-Me

Here is a list of people I know (people I've interacted with in real life) who are on this site:

JadedPanda PinkLemon77 Starbitrary Starprojected arete127 ode_to_fantasy_ corikittens ox5t0rmxo BlixaFish I_Fist_Puppies goatwhisperer Jack_Heather larapet lilycotton meowm0 wildcarrot _exhausted_ clumsyintention my_vicariance danaid rachelrei theliitle1said sayitthomas Meowchii Jordanza trisarahtops_ katynopockets likeohlikeh

Editors

• starbitrary

Right now I'm getting my AA in anthropology, then I'm going to San Fran to study sexology. I don't have a plan B yet . . . I don't want one though.

My main goal in life is to help people become more understanding and compassionate with each other. Not tolerance, but acceptance. I think people would be more compassionate with each other if they were getting one of their most depraved of human needs met: affection and/or sex. I believe if people are having better sex, they'll be a little more compassionate to the people around them. Crazy, huh? As another effect of that, hopefully sexuality will become a more open subject to talk about in public without people giggling their asses off at every time someone says "penis." My main goal in life is to do something to make all that possible.

drinking, being ridiculous, hugs, flicking cigarettes, working hard, being lazy, talking about films, sex, queer rights, music, feminism, politics, -isms, and general bullshit, drinking wine and eating cheese, debating.

I don't know, you tell me.

My chiseled jaw line.

"His chest hair. Indisputably."

His Smile first caught my eye

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• tcofawesome
• Jordanza
• my_vicariance

(TV Shows) I don't have cable or watch much TV. But there's some great stuff on DVD and on the internet. And uhh, here it is: 3rd Rock from the Sun
Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Salute Your Shorts, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Spaced, Big Train, Absolutely Fabulous, Reno 911!, Green Wing, LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!! (Remember how they had kids running after different colored monkeys? That shit was fucking great.)

Comedians are awesome. So here's a list of comedians I love: David Cross, Eddie Izzard, Zack Galifianakis, Flight of the Conchords, Dmitri Martin, George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Steve Martin, Mitch Hedburg, Stephen Wright, Dave Chappelle. Fuck Dane Cook and Bob Saget. They're horrible.

Books: Anything at all by Chuck Palahniuk (Survivor, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Rant, Haunted, Diary, Lullaby), Vladimir Nabokov (Lolita, Bend Sinister, An Invitation to a Beheading), Arundhati Roy (The God of Small Things, War Talk). The Ethical Slut. The list goes on and on. Anything informative that I can learn from. Any well written novel or poetry. None of that Dan Brown shit.

Movies: I can't possibly keep this section updated. I watch too many movies. A fucking ton of documentaries, namely The F Word, The Weathermen, Operation: Dreamland, This is What Democracy Looks Like, The Agronomist, just to name a few. But other than that: Bad Education / Dot the I / Happiness / The Royal Tenenbaums (And most other Wes Anderson films) / 28 Days Later / 28 Weeks Later / SlamNation / Snakes on a Plane / Pink Floyd's The Wall / Waking Life / Christmas on Mars / Idiocracy / Team America / The Darjeeling Limited / I heart Huckabees / Finding Nemo / Snatch / Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells / Trainspotting / A Series of Unfortunate Events / Cool World / Garden State / Hedwig and the Angry Inch / Shortbus / Little Miss Sunshine / SLC Punk / Magnolia / Amelie / Requiem for a Dream / Fight Club / ZombieLand / Edward Scissorhands / American Beauty / The Matrix Trilogy / Team America / Office Space / Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind / Interview with the Vampire / Shawn of the Dead / Pulp Fiction / City of God / But I'm a Cheerleader / Sex, Lies, and Videotape / Dr. Strangelove / XXY

Music: Other than a bunch of local stuff:

Au / The Arcade Fire / Ani DiFranco / The Antlers / Animal Collective / Bitch and Animal / Battles / The Beatles / B-52's / Bjork / Black Moth Super Rainbow / Bob Dylan / Boards of Canada / Blackalicious / The Cranberries / CocoRosie / The Clash / Caribou / Devotchka / David Bowie / Death from Above 1979 / The Dresden Dolls / Devendra Banhart / Explosions in the Sky / El Guapo / The Fugees / Fuck Buttons / The Faint / The Flaming Lips / Frank Zappa / Grizzly Bear / Explosions in the Sky / The Go! Team / Iggy Pop / Japanther / Justice / Kap Bambino / The Kinks / Kimya Dawson / Led Zeppelin / Les Claypool / The Moldy Peaches / Matt & Kim / Man Man / The Mountain Goats / Morrisey / Neutral Milk Hotel / No Age / No Doubt / The Octopus Project / The Pixies / Paul Baribou / Peaches / The Prodigy / Queen / Rob Dougan / Rage Against the Machine / Radiohead / Regina Spektor / Ratatat / Rufus Wainwright / Refused / Royksopp / Saul Williams / Sleater-Kinney / Smashing Pumpkins / Sufjan Stevens / The Smiths / Soundgarden / The Streets / The Violent Femmes / Thao Nguyen / Tin Tree Factory / The Trashmen / Tilly and the Wall / Tom Waits / Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Food: Anything good and healthy. And Indian food. Fettuccini alfredo is a godsend. Especially with mushrooms. People need to stop hating on mushrooms.
Pesto makes the world go 'round.
If any of you live in Gainesville, go to The Jones on Main st. and NE 23rd and order the VegOut sandwich, then message me thanking me for the best orgasm ever.

Friends, my love for humanity, the occasional bottle of good liquor (preferably whisky or rum), Sex, Music, and writing material.

Sometimes I like mixing all six of those things together.

How incredibly fucking fantastic it is to be here as a human being in this huge universe and that I have beautiful individuals in my life to share the experience with.

Also how when we finally come into contact with aliens from outer space, Christianity will hilariously crumble.

And gender identity.

fuckin' hoes n' crackin' skulls . . .

or playing scrabble

Sometimes, when I'm eating, I chew to the rhythm of whatever song is stuck in my head.

you feel I have coerced you into doing so.