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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born weird, stay weird.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make stuff at a fabrication studio for my day job and time travel on the weekends. Im also an artist of some sort but kind of hate saying that. I sculpt and draw a lot and make my own resin castings of my work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sculpting, drawing, quoting weird movies, critiquing art, eating pizza.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Funny hair, I also apparently look much younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hero with 1000 Faces, Kwaidan, Fahrenheit 451, Joseph Campbell, Ray Bradbury, Slavoj Zizek.

The Warriors, Blade Runner, Yojimbo, Leon: The Professional, Man Hunter, Conan the Barbarian, The Shining, War Games, Full Metal Jacket, Rubin and Ed, Akira, Mad Max, The Taking of Pelham 123, They Live, Blue Velvet, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, 25th Hour, Enter the Void, Heavy Metal, Taxi Driver, Dead Man, Wild at Heart, The Terminator, Drive, Ren and Stimpy, Ultraman, Workaholics, The Sopranos, Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I like movies a little too much so there are almost too many to name.

The Banner, Rage Against the Machine, Envy, Thursday, Mos Def, Grand Master Flash, Fugazi, Foreign Beggars, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, McRad, On Broken Wings, Danzig, MSTRKRFT, Sav Kills, ODB, Kavinsky, Chuck Berry, The Aphex Twin, Dead Kennedys, Daft Punk, The Prodigy, Kool Keith, Electric Six, Masia One, Public Image Ltd, The Ramones, Weird Al, I Shot Cyrus, A Jealousy Issue, Eric B. and Rakim, Wesley Willis, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza,

Pizza, takoyaki, macaroni and cheese, cap'n crunch...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The earths gravitational pull, a carbon based bone structure, 14.7 pounds of pressure per square inch, a global rotation of 40,075 kilometres per day, a circadian rhythm cycle, a opposable thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How one fits into their place in the universe, Wabi-Sabi design principles, why with the increased usage of smart phones there are not more documented Bigfoot sightings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering the lands like a vengeful spirit.
You should message me if
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If you know what the uncanny valley is and how to avoid it.