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25 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 26
Black, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I can be a condescending cunt at times, other times I am not. Mostly, I'm joyful and naively optimistic. I thoroughly entertain myself if necessary; it is always necessary, if those near me are also entertained I suppose that's an unintended bonus.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work. Study. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quitting smoking (over and over again), ssb n64 & Brawl, pacman, Picking scabs. Sounding interested.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The God Delusion, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (series), 1984, Sherlock Holmes, A Tale of Two Cities...

Movies: Fight Club, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Moonrise Kingdom (anything Wes Anderson), The Matrix, Tropic Thunder, X-men (all of them), Batman (Christian Bale), Of Mice and Men (Gary Sinise), Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Django, The Departed...

Shows: Breaking bad, How I Met Your Mother, Wilfred, Louie, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Dexter, Intervention, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Lost (hated what they did to the ending), Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Law and Order SVU, House of Cards, etc.

Music: Jack white, Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Jack Johnson, Deadmau5, Jimmy Buffett, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, the white stripes, Kid Cudi, Delta Spirit, The Strokes...Anything I hear that makes, musical, sense in my head.

Food: I've had and enjoyed soul food, sushi, american chinese food, korean, thai, pakistani dishes, indian dishes...its all good really. I haven't had anything, that was professionally made, that was bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, Dickens Cider, personal time to myself, seeing my family at least once a month, my car, and reddit (without it, I would be just too productive. No one wants that.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Danger Zone *archer voice*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, I'm penetrating Bill Murray, but no one believes me. :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate The Big Bang Theory (horrible show).

I am strong like bull... or calf, whatever.
You should message me if
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