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Hugh_Jas

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be a condescending cunt at times, other times I am not. Mostly, I'm joyful and naively optimistic. I thoroughly entertain myself if necessary; it is always necessary, if those near me are also entertained I suppose that's an unintended bonus.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Study. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quitting smoking (over and over again), ssb n64 & Brawl, pacman, Picking scabs. Sounding interested.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The God Delusion, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (series), 1984, Sherlock Holmes, A Tale of Two Cities...

Movies: Fight Club, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Moonrise Kingdom (anything Wes Anderson), The Matrix, Tropic Thunder, X-men (all of them), Batman (Christian Bale), Of Mice and Men (Gary Sinise), Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Django, The Departed...

Shows: Breaking bad, How I Met Your Mother, Wilfred, Louie, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Dexter, Intervention, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Lost (hated what they did to the ending), Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Law and Order SVU, House of Cards, etc.

Music: Jack white, Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Jack Johnson, Deadmau5, Jimmy Buffett, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, the white stripes, Kid Cudi, Delta Spirit, The Strokes...Anything I hear that makes, musical, sense in my head.

Food: I've had and enjoyed soul food, sushi, american chinese food, korean, thai, pakistani dishes, indian dishes...its all good really. I haven't had anything, that was professionally made, that was bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, Dickens Cider, personal time to myself, seeing my family at least once a month, my car, and reddit (without it, I would be just too productive. No one wants that.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Danger Zone *archer voice*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, I'm penetrating Bill Murray, but no one believes me. :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate The Big Bang Theory (horrible show).

I am strong like bull... or calf, whatever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like whiskey and good music.