30 Conroe, TX
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My self-summary
I don't like filling types of things such as this out. I think whatever we put is relative. I could tell you in here everything I am doing with my life, but give it a couple of months; that'll probably change. So, instead, let's play this game called 'Talk to me if you want to get to know me'. It's fun, you'll love it. You get to know people by talking to them!
What I’m doing with my life
Laughing. Since I was three, walking around with a trash can on my head, until tonight of bouncing skittles off the wall and catching them in my mouth; it never matters. Life is great, as long as you can comfortably laugh.
I’m really good at
Looking at the obvious, and even pointing it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I will have to ask someone and get back to you.
The six things I could never do without
A spear
A sling shot
A woman to tell how to do everything right
A bar of soap (i never shower, I just mean so I can wrap it in a towel and beat people.)
A deck of cards
A original copy of my own biography.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
High-fiving people... in the face... with a chair.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends on what my buddies are doing, or if I have anyone I'd like to be spending it with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My left testicle is named Billy. My right testicle is named Bob. When I use the bathroom I always look down say, 'Hey Billy-bob'.
You should message me if
You can speak English, German, or Russian... or could teach me Spanish. Also, if you just wanna talk. Because let's face it, if you want to play a game of horse shoes on here I don't think I feel comfortable throwing a horse shoe at my computer monitor.