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40 Cherry Hill, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 13
Straight, Heteroflexible
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
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Musician by choice, copywriter by trade. Interesting in short bursts, probably too boring for you over the long haul which is why I wouldn't let you marry me. But - and I feel this is a powerful argument - you could do a lot worse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Summarizing Proust.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Constructing & deconstructing pop songs, Jumble, Scrabble and crosswords.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my shadow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fave book: Labyrinths by JL Borges, lots of sci-fi, Thomas Ligotti and Lovecraft inspired stuff, and usually whatever I read last.

Fave movie: Jaws (you can't watch just one minute), and I still stand by Blair Witch as the single most frightening horror movie.

Fave music: Sea & Cake, Stereolab, Robyn Hitchcock, the Move, ELO, Don Gibson, Gentle Giant, 60s Brit Invasion, 70s Classic rock and soft rock stuff and prog, 80s pop and post-punk, 90s indie and shoegaze and slowcore, newer stuff, electronic, some classical - pretty much anything except doo-wop.

Fave food: beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, internet, beer, language, whaling, pooping
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I should walk across the street to pee on that guy who's on fire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shaving my feet and wondering why I have no one to watch movies with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee sitting down.
You should message me if
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Frankly, you probably shouldn't. But you just can't help yourself, can you? And who am I to stand in your way?

This completes the weeding-out process. Thank you.