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39 Bristol, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Musician by choice, copywriter by trade. Interesting in short bursts, probably too boring for you over the long haul which is why I wouldn't let you marry me. But - and I feel this is a powerful argument - you could do a lot worse.
What I’m doing with my life
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Summarizing Proust.
I’m really good at
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Constructing & deconstructing pop songs, Jumble, Scrabble and crosswords.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gigantic goiter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fave book: Labyrinths by JL Borges, lots of sci-fi, Thomas Ligotti and Lovecraft inspired stuff, and usually whatever I read last.

Fave movie: Jaws (you can't watch just one minute), and I still stand by Blair Witch as the single most frightening horror movie.

Fave music: Sea & Cake, Stereolab, Robyn Hitchcock, the Move, ELO, Don Gibson, Gentle Giant, 60s Brit Invasion, 70s Classic rock and soft rock stuff and prog, 80s pop and post-punk, 90s indie and shoegaze and slowcore, newer stuff, electronic, some classical - pretty much anything except doo-wop.

Fave food: beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, internet, beer, language, whaling, pooping
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how other people see me. Then I think about myself thinking about how other people see me. You can see how this gets to be a problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shaving my feet and wondering why I have no one to watch movies with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That picture of me fervently embracing Cheese the cat (that bitch, look at her disinterest in my affection!) probably betrays the fact that I'm not the most rugged individual around. I'm relentless where and when it counts though.
You should message me if
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If you are capable of more than a two word response. If however you are hopelessly laconic, don't bother. I can't carry a conversation by myself. But, you know, if you're not a horrible yuppie, if you're attractive in spite of all the violence you do to yourself, stuff like that.

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