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Ernzy

25 New Haven, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I named my car Raymond Carver. Like, Raymond Car-ver. That's it. That's everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
labor movement, fighting with alarm clocks, drinking too much seltzer, looking at the "number of servings" on a bag of chips then exclaiming that "I'll be the judge of that!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overhearing part of a conversation and drawing the wrong conclusion. Sorting it out by the end of the episode.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ponytail, goatee, discussing GOP polling numbers at a volume that may be described as impolite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-fuck. Ok. Agressively opposed to trendy middle high brow contemporary fiction for reasons beyond my understanding. Think sartre a better playwright than philosopher. Only speak English but love comparing translations. Gave up and became a rortian.

Movies- still on the Tarantino bandwagon. Will keep you updated.

Tv- I still haven't started the most recent season of oitnb. Don't tell me what happens!

Music-old school rap, wilco, the decemberists, the beatles. Destroyer. Phoenix.

Food - I like hamburgers!...With ketchup!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- books
-stuff that tastes good but is bad for my body
- "success kid" moments
-I don't have to write six. You're not the boss of me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How to use my poetry memorization skills for wooing purposes
-what people actually mean when they say something is "common sense"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Calling people "haters" for their legitimate objections to my lifestyle choices
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're "about that life" (so you can explain to me what that means)
-you think this is funny: http://youtu.be/aKfbSHW9uGA
-you think you can outsass me and want to try.