Workaholic. Insomniac. Tall. Goofy. Sarcastic. Foody. Nerdy.

Philadelphia Eagles. LA Kings. 3D. Looking for new work. Gym. Rock concerts of funny bands. Podcast crazy.

Retaining pointless information from Wikipedia. Throwing out quotes from bad movies/TV shows/comedians.

I'm tall. I wear glasses. I look like a skinny Brian Posehn. Been mistaken for him multiple times.

My nose is a lil' crooked. I've broken it like 10 times. Tripping and falling on the stairs, getting hit in the face with a basketball, ran into a window. My nose is a target.

Books: "In 50 Years We'll All Be Chicks", "How to Win Friends & Influence People"

Movies: I watch them. Generally if they are bad, funny, or don't make sense. I leave good movies to the experts.

Shows: I don't have cable. By choice. If it's not on Hulu I don't watch it. Even if it's on Hulu I probably don't watch it.

Music: Grinderman. Screaming Trees. Wu Tang. Primus. Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Songs: Ohia. Lady Gaga. Captain Beefheart. Descendents. Cody Chestnutt. Cave Singers. That's on my phone right now.

Food: Anything and everything.

Sister. Galaxy. Computer. 700 records. Parents. Pillows.

Next big vacation. Next job. Where those will take me.

Comedy/rock show. Sports event. Throwing toys at my cat.

I still know the code to Mike Tysons Punchout. I'm not the best public speaker. I'm fine with a group of 20-30. More than that, I start to get anxiety.

You want to know more. I have no secrets really.