Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm closing this profile soon because it sucks. No, not the
site, just the profile. I answered a lot of questions when I was
younger and stupid, and I've grown a lot since then. I've been
through two serious relationships and want a clean slate for my
profile. Going through hundreds of match questions for accuracy is
(I'd prefer that you make the first contact if you're interested.
It'll save us both some time. No grand messages necessary; just be
ready to converse about whatever interests or interested
Hi, I'm Ben!
I'm an ambitious, eccentric, and forward
Aquarius/ENTJ IQ 139-146.
People think they've got me all figured out, but they usually have
no idea. I put a lot of information out there because it's hard to
grasp what I'm like, for many people. I'm enigmatic.
I am an open-minded intellectual
, and out of the ordinary. I care
about people. True sweetness lies within me.
I'm pretty goofy and optimistic. Adorkable at times. Light hearted
and fun, but easily serious, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"The path stretches on forever."
I'm going to college, and I plan to be a genetic engineer. My
original plan was to be a doctor, but that was before I realized
they can't cure everything. I was pretty young when I decided that
I want to be on the research end, creating new solutions.
I'm almost always ready to learn something new. I think a lot; my
head tends to run a little hot.
On my days off I have a lot of emergencies I'm summoned to take
care of, like the alien outbreak near Roswell, the various zombie
outbreaks, or the latest attack by Sigma and other mavericks. Bonus
points if you have any idea what this means.
I'm attending job corps in McKinney, and live on campus most week
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
SCIENCE! I love using the scientific method. My
favorite subjects are psychology and biology. I'm familiar with
anatomy and physiology, and I'm a fairly good nutritionist.
I've been called a sex god on a few occasions, usually by those who
had first hand experiences.
I'm good at befriending animals, strategy, giving advice, massages,
and being resourceful.
I'm good at witty humor as opposed to standup. I'm more like the
guy who finds humor in everything than one who always has jokes
ready. I suck at adding humor to profiles like this, but I can be
pretty good at sucking if you're into that kind of thing.
I'm good at being creepy because I have a strong stomach, some
morbid/dark humor, and I've been depressed most of my life.
I'm great at being optimistic and pessimistic. I prefer to look at
the good side, but I always see bad, too. Staying positive isn't
always the way to go, though it usually is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hazel eyes, elevated vocabulary, grammar and spelling, or how
soft-spoken I usually am. Occasional sneaky-looking smirks.
If you're sharp or just paying attention, you'll notice how sharp
and aware I am, too.
I tend to keep to myself, but I enjoy listening and giving
I have a pretty epic voice, according to some people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The universe
3. Love (life, family, and/or friends)
4. Games (Preferably with a controller, or at least buttons to
push) *Insert sneaky smirk here*
5. Spice (The varieties of life)
6. Photons (Light and energy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about life. Mine, yours, theirs, and how everything comes
I think about biology, (in) the future, space, the
supernatural/extraterrestrials, diabetes, psychology, cause and
effect scenarios, and my own character(s).
I love answering all kinds of questions, so that should go on the
list as well. Ask me yours.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Savoring the Internet, playing a game, out exploring, or spending
time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a sex addict ("Aren't we all?" Not even close). I have self
control, but it can be a big distraction to say the least.
What does that mean to you? I feel strongly that I should do it at
least once a week, ideally multiple times a day. I do have manners
and know how to be appropriate. I place more emphasis on my
partner's pleasure than my own.
I am STD-free and have all intent to stay that way.
I base attraction on three things: personality, intellect, and
appearance. If all of the above are good, I feel driven to reward
them with the gift of pleasure.
THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME EASY. Your mind will be put to the
test. I am a lover of mind and body alike.
I am a borderline hypersexual. Can you handle all
You should message me if
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You like to have deep conversation; you want to mentally dissect
and reflect on ideas and people (ourselves included).
You want to take me on adventures and joke around.
You want to play games with a champ of select genres.
You enjoy learning and trying new things; you appreciate life and
the planet you live on (at least).
You like to go with the flow.
You enjoy witty banter.
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