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29 New Orleans, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:51pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from high school
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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I'm currently embarking on an epic roadtrip: at least 12 cities, at least 12 weeks. If you see me in your feed it means I've made my way to your city. Hit me up if you've suggestions for awesome places to go, or want to grab a cup of coffee!

I'm a rapscallion, self proclaimed hacker, infovore, and connoisseur of mixed drinks, as well as a very persnickety person.

Where do we start? I'm currently a thin guy, but lately fitness has been on my mind. I've been working out trying to upgrade my body type to "fit." I hope that being able to open jars is going to be really sexy.
(Edit: I'm totally "fit" now! Jars have never been easier to open.)

At any given moment I'm likely living like it's the best moment of my life, unless it's the worst moment. My enthusiasm is boundless.

I love to admire or partake in any creative work: music, art, making, baking, reading, writing, fashion, if someone considers it to be art I probably love it.

I tend to unwittingly stumble into hipster behaviors. Don't worry too much I'm on a twelve step program.

I love conversation with passionate individuals. I continually desire to learn new things, curiosity is the driving force in anything I do.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fighting entropy, tinkering with various methods for making the perfect guerrilla cup of coffee, and exploring new things daily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unabashedly and brutally honest. I don't shy away from topics that make most people blush. Some could attribute all of this to my being heinously awkward, but mostly I fail at awkward and come off as charming.

Dragging people into an intimate level of conversation.

Finding really good world music.

My Mutant Super Power:I have a knack for saying the worst possible thing at any given moment in time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How god damn unconventional I am. I'm a walking conundrum.
Upon seeing me for the first time people will think to themselves, "My lands, that fellow is rather tall and blond! He looks like one of those Norse people." The next thought I'm supposing is along the lines of, "He seems like such a neat guy I think I'll message him on some creepy website right now!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:Anything by Neal Stephenson, Cory Doctorow, Douglas Adams, Paolo Bacigalupi (especially "The Windup Girl") Ian M. Banks, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, and Richard Dawkins. If the story is good I want it etched into my brain.

Shows: If Joss Whedon touched it, I like it. The I.T. Crowd, BSG, Sherlock (BBC), Penn & Teller Bullshit. A gamut of podcasts that mainly include short fiction and interviews with authors.

Music:I used to (years ago) listen to heavy metal exclusively, since then I've branched out. I love chiptunes, but my staple is really sappy pretty music. I listen to any music that feels like real emotion is behind it. The Dark Clan, bankai (at bandcamp), We Are FM, Yael Naïm, The Devil Wears Prada, and many more.

Food:I mostly eat like a vegan, but I don't claim to be one. I haven't found a cuisine I don't like. I adore Indian, Ethiopian, Thai, Japanese, and I'm always ready to try a new dish!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One sturdy chair
A really good text editor
A proper cup of tea
Other People
Chilled Gin, with Vermouth, and an olive.
Rule Breaking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pretentious the phrase "World Music" is.
How I impact other's lives.
How bad dating websites are at actually getting anyone a date.
How much I hate the term dating.
How that's probably a defense mechanism.

How the awesomeness of human potential always seems to fall prey to our truly amazing ability to squander it for something utterly stupid.

How possessive monogamy is a bummer.
- I don't own you.
- You don't own me.
- Neither of us are handbags.

The bullshit that goes into gender roles. Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I'm going to pay for your god damn dinner, maybe I want you to seduce me god damn it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I may be reading, spending too much time on, playing video or board games. I could even be doing something social like hanging out at a bar/pub, rocking at a concert, dancing(mostly this) , or smoking a hookah pipe (not so much this).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I type an emoticon I make the face.

My tongue has been surgically attached to my cheek.
You should message me if
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Hey you reading this. Here's a secret: Everyone else on this website sucks except you and me. It's true! It really simplifies things right? At the very least we should talk. If you have an X and Y chromosome then maybe we should be pals.

Fuck! Shit! I didn't think you would make it this far. Shit, shit, shit! OK ok ok, think I have somethings to say.

- If you want to have a flirty friend who doesn't want to sleep with you.
- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, but won't get butt hurt if that's not your thing.
- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, and will maybe be butt hurt if that's not your thing, but won't be a dick about it.
- If you think to yourself "oh maybe this guy isn't so bad, maybe I could message him"

But honestly most guys don't get many messages so if you message me I'll be all like, "WOW! Someone totally messaged me of their own accord!" Plus I'll totally know you're "into" me, if you know what I mean