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Erunamou

29 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Edit: it's time for a rewrite! What what? Movin' and shakin'!

Firstly, you must know: I now have a beard. You *may* exhibit fetishistic behavior in regards to my beard, its cool.

I'm a rapscallion, self proclaimed hacker, infovore, and connoisseur of mixed drinks.

In these next few paragraphs I get to blather about myself in an all but desperate attempt at writing something they may eventually lead to a conversation. Behold as I spin words into a self summary!

Where do we start? I'm currently a thin guy, but lately fitness has been on my mind. I've been working out trying to upgrade my body type to "fit." I hope that being able to open jars is going to be really sexy.
(Edit: I'm totally "fit" now! Jars have never been easier to open.)

Let's face it. I'm a fair weather vegan. I know, I know it goes against the whole point of being vegan in the first place. It is possible that one day I'll buckle down and kill only plants for my survival, but that day is not yet in sight.
I love to admire or partake in any creative work: music, art, making, baking, reading, writing, fashion, if someone considers it to be art I probably love it.

I tend to unwittingly stumble into hipster behaviors. Don't worry too much I'm on a twelve step program.

I love conversation with passionate individuals. I continually desire to learn new things, curiosity is the driving force in anything I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting entropy, tinkering with various methods for making the perfect guerrilla cup of coffee, and exploring new things daily.
I’m really good at
Being unabashedly and brutally honest. I don't shy away from topics that make most people blush. Some could attribute all of this to my being heinously awkward, but mostly I fail at awkward and come off as charming.

Finding really good world music.

My Mutant Super Power:I have a knack for saying the worst possible thing at any given moment in time.
The first things people usually notice about me
How god damn unconventional I am. I'm a walking conundrum.
Upon seeing me for the first time people will think to themselves, "My lands, that fellow is rather tall and blond! He looks like one of those Norse people." The next thought I'm supposing is along the lines of, "He seems like such a neat guy I think I'll message him on some dating website right now!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:Anything by Neal Stephenson, Cory Doctorow, Douglas Adams, Paolo Bacigalupi (especially "The Windup Girl") Ian M. Banks, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, and Richard Dawkins. If the story is good I want it etched into my brain.

Shows: If Joss Whedon touched it, I like it. The I.T. Crowd, BSG, Sherlock (BBC), Penn & Teller Bullshit. A gamut of podcasts that mainly include short fiction and interviews with authors.

Music:I used to (years ago) listen to heavy metal exclusively, since then I've branched out. I love chiptunes, but my staple is really sappy pretty music. I listen to any music that feels like real emotion is behind it. The Dark Clan, bankai (at bandcamp), We Are FM, Yael Naïm, The Devil Wears Prada, and many more.

Food:I mainly stick to a vegan diet, but I'm all about trying new food. I haven't found a cuisine I don't like. I adore Indian, Ethiopian, Thai, Japanesse, and I'm always ready to try a new dish!
The six things I could never do without
Flirting. I love flirting.
A really good text editor
A proper cup of tea
Creativity
Other People
Chilled Gin, with Vermouth, and an olive.
Rule Breaking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How pretentious the phrase "World Music" is.
How I impact other's lives.
How bad dating websites are at actually getting anyone a date.
How much I hate the term dating.
How that's probably a defense mechanism.
If I just used the words affect or effect properly.
How the only thing more attractive than a beautiful woman is discovering the book she is reading.

How the awesomeness of human potential always seems to fall prey to our truly amazing ability to squander it for something utterly stupid.

How possessive monogamy is a bummer.
The bullshit that goes into gender roles.
On a typical Friday night I am
I may be reading, spending too much time on reddit.com, playing video or board games. I could even be doing something social like hanging out at a bar/pub, rocking at a concert, dancing, or smoking a hookah pipe. It's a grab bag of possibilities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every time I type an emoticon I make the face.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Hey you reading this. Here's a secret: Everyone else on this website sucks except you and me. It's true! It really simplifies things right? At the very least we should talk. If you have an X and Y chromosome then maybe we should be pals.

Fuck! Shit! I didn't think you would make it this far. Shit, shit, shit! OK ok ok, think I have somethings to say.

- If you want to have a flirty friend who doesn't want to sleep with you.

- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, but won't get butt hurt if that's not your thing.

- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, and will maybe be butt hurt if that's not your thing, but won't be a dick about it.

- If you think to yourself "oh maybe this guy isn't so bad, maybe I could message him"
But honestly most guys don't get many messages so if you message me I'll be all like, "WOW! Someone totally messaged me of their own accord!"