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30 Columbus, OH Man, Cis Man

Man, Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 4
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
High school
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just got back to the city after an epic roadtrip: at least 12 cities, it lasted 10 weeks. I'm busying myself trying to assimilate back into society.

I'm a rapscallion, self proclaimed hacker, infovore, and connoisseur of mixed drinks, as well as a very persnickety person. The kind of guy who considers purchasing a high rent case for his sugar-free gum.

I have near a endless pool of enthusiasm. At any given moment I'm likely living the best moment of my life, unless it's the worst moment. My passion, is passion itself. I love to admire or partake in any creative work: music, art, making, baking, reading, writing, fashion, if someone considers it to be art I probably love it.

I tend to unwittingly stumble into hipster behaviors.

I love conversation with passionate individuals. I continually desire to learn new things, curiosity is my driving force; given the choice between an experience I know, and something new, I'll tend towards the new.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fighting entropy, tinkering with various methods for making the perfect guerrilla cup of coffee, and exploring new things daily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unabashedly and brutally honest. I don't shy away from topics that make most people blush. Some could attribute all of this to my being heinously awkward, but mostly I fail at awkward and come off as charming. As such i tend to drag people into an intimate level of conversation, I can't stand small talk.

Finding really good world music.

My Mutant Super Power:I have a knack for saying the worst possible thing at any given moment in time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How god damn unconventional I am.
Upon seeing me for the first time people will think to themselves, "My lands, that fellow is rather tall and blond! He looks like one of those Norse people." The next thought I'm supposing is along the lines of, "He seems like such a neat guy I think I'll message him on some creepy website right now!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:Anything by Neal Stephenson, Cory Doctorow, Douglas Adams, Paolo Bacigalupi (especially "The Windup Girl") Ian M. Banks, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, and Richard Dawkins. If the story is good I want it etched into my brain.

Shows: If Joss Whedon touched it, I like it. The I.T. Crowd, BSG, Sherlock (BBC), Penn & Teller Bullshit. A gamut of podcasts that mainly include short fiction and interviews with authors.

Music:I used to (years ago) listen to heavy metal exclusively, since then I've branched out. I love chiptunes, but my staple is really sappy pretty music. I listen to any music that feels like real emotion is behind it. The Dark Clan, bankai (at bandcamp), We Are FM, Yael Naïm, The Devil Wears Prada, and many more.

Food:I mostly eat like a vegan, but I don't claim to be one. I actively try to find cuisine I don't like. I adore Indian, Ethiopian, Thai, Japanese, and I'm always ready to try a new dish!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One sturdy chair
A really good text editor
A proper cup of tea (bonus points for you if you know what Vim is)
Chilled Gin
an olive.
Rule Breaking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pretentious the phrase "World Music" is.
How bad dating websites are at actually getting anyone a date.
How much I hate the term dating.
How that's probably a defense mechanism.
How the awesomeness of human potential always seems to fall prey to our truly amazing ability to squander it for something utterly stupid.

How possessive monogamy is a bummer.
- I don't own you.
- You don't own me.
- Neither of us are handbags.

The bullshit that goes into gender roles. Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I'm going to pay for your god damn dinner, maybe I want you to seduce me god damn it, or maybe I think egalitarianism is hot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I may be reading, spending too much time on, playing video or board games. I could even be doing something social like hanging out at a bar/pub, rocking at a concert, dancing(mostly this) , or smoking a hookah pipe (not so much this).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I type an emoticon I make the face.

My tongue has been surgically attached to my cheek.
You should message me if
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Fuck! Shit! I didn't think you would make it this far. Shit, shit, shit! OK ok, think I have somethings to say...
Hey you reading this. Here's a secret: Everyone else on this website sucks, except you and I. It's true! It really simplifies things right? At the very least we should talk. If you have an X and Y chromosome then maybe we should be pals.

- If you want to have a flirty friend who doesn't want to sleep with you.
- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, but won't get butt hurt if that's not your thing.
- If you want to have a flirty friend who wants to sleep with you, and will maybe be butt hurt if that's not your thing, but won't be a dick about it.
- If you think to yourself "oh maybe this guy isn't so bad, maybe I could message him"

But honestly most guys don't get many messages so if you message me I'll be all like, "WOW! Someone totally messaged me of their own accord!" Plus I'll totally know you're "into" me, if you know what I mean