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Ervica

54 Elgin, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:17am
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello

Please keep your hands inside the car at all times and do not get up until the ride has come to a complete STOP . . This is for your protection and safety . . . Thank you . .
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Welcome to my profile. Yes I know it is quite long with some BIG words ... but how will you know if I’m ’THE ONE’ unless you have information ???. To save the majority of you a lot of time I will say if you are tragic or boring, or complacent in your life, or If the status quo is good enough I really don’t think I’m interested and I will just frustrate you . . I am all about growing and living every single day. I strive to be a better man today than I was yesterday . . Hopefully you are wanting to be a better woman . . .
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To navigate my profile an acute sense of humour is a prerequisite ... Not to mention (BUT I just did) an above average intelligence…. By the by, this is a DEAL BREAKER . . .
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Brainy is the new SEXY . . . .
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I am looking for the "SMART girl" ...
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"Wickedly smart" would be Brilliant ....

I am an ARTIST, Designer, a Lover and a Savant .. It is all part of my being .. I am these things body and soul ..

YOU .....
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You are Different, Unique, Outlandish, Outspoken, Clever, Absolutely Brilliant (but not too Psychotic, Neurotic, Schizophrenic or Psychopathic) . . Just the right amount . . . . .
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You have HIGH self-esteem and LOT's and lot's of attitude .....
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You can fit your "baggage" in the boot of my car with room for mine …. BUT …. We all have some baggage . . .
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You have a sense of humour, can laugh at yourself, life, the world and especially ME ...
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You would never describe yourself as Easy going, Grounded, Down to earth, Laid back or any other of those boring clichés ... You also know that the words “Genuine” and "Authentic" are Adjectives, NOT NOUNs ... and ... that only dead fish and turds 'Go with the flow' .....
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YOU ARE HAPPY and Your world is filled with Colour and Music. You love to hold hands and Hug, you are a gifted Kisser and you have an above average Sex drive.
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If your day consists of putting out fires, often with equipment that “IS” on fire …You describe yourself as Type ‘A’, 'AA’ or ‘AAA’ … We are kindred spirits … and really should talk ... I would think someplace away from combustible items ....
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If you get ‘Drunk on Jealousy’, Always have to have things YOUR way or you throw a fit, or you make EVERYTHING a “THING” . . I have no patience for that . . . and I will totally frustrate you . . .
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ME
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I am supernaturally different … But, I choose to be ... I work pretty hard to distinguish myself from anyone else ... That being said ... I am an Anglophile with a wicked wit ... I am also a KNOWLEDGE JUNKY . . . I always need to learn new things . . . EVERYDAY . . .
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I am hilarious and totally irreverent .. I don’t take life seriously .. at all .. All the drama in my life has turned to comedy ..
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Let it be known I have questionable discretionary skills . . So . . It is inadvisable to ask me a question if you do not want my opinion . . . Really !! . . I am not kidding
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I have more energy than a class full of sugared up third graders .. My energy is contagious, infectious, communicable and very, very addictive ..
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I am looking for an intelligent, Outspoken, over the top woman with a sense of humour that wants to be an equal . . Really, wants to be an equal and understands the responsibilities of that in a relationship . . .
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B U T . . . If you are looking for plain, ordinary or even worse “NoRmAl” there are plenty of those guys out there ... I am Unique, eXciting, Indescribable .. I ‘am’ an unstoppable force of nature. My Mission, My Passions and I .. are Incandescent . .

I know you are out there … I can feel it

I AM MAGICALLY DELICIOUS . . . I am KOKO . . .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things that I do . . . .
I run a production company . . .
I Direct a Foundation that I am attempting to get funded . . .
I Perform . . .

I am . . . . .
an ARTIST, a Designer, a Performer, a Lover and a Savant .. It is all part of my being .. I am these things body and soul ..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything I put my mind on ....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My PASSION and ENERGY ....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies
Dune, Alice in Wonderland, Star Trek, Underworld, Singing In The Rain, The Philadelphia Story, Much adu about Nothing, High Society ..........
Music
Amanda Palmer, Lindsey Stirling, Grace Potter, The Dirty Youth, The Pretty Reckless, Staind, Seether, In This Moment, Frank Sinatra, Foo Fighters, Rammstein, Tom Waits, Tokio Hotel, Evanescence, Die Mannequin, Halestorm .........
TV
Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, The Newsroom, Suits, Penny Dreadful ..........
SPORTS
eXtreme Sports ( "X" games and Dew tour, etc. ) and Premier League Football (Manchester United) ..... P E D I O D !!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I COULD do without anything .... but here are things I DO NOT want to do without .... Why only 6 ... sorry ... I do not play by THEIR rules .... My LIFE / MY RULES ....

1) Coffee (good coffee)
2) Trader Joe's
3) Guinness
4) Organic Food
5) Art
6) My VW Beetle
7) My Video Cameras
8) CK briefs (I like the support)
9) Levi 501's
10) My iPhone
11) My Mac
12) Polo Ralph Lauren clothing
13) Bow ties
14) Performance
15) Wickedly smart Women with Attitude and a sense of humour

I will add more ..... or subtract some ....

By the by, these are NOT in any particular order . . . . (Because the last one would be first) . . .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to help more people .... And . . . . find more ways to fund my foundation . . . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
T-y-p-i-c-a-l ??? ...... if I'm not out I might me making Videos ... in Post production ... Writing, Drawing ... sitting around bouncing NEW ideas off people ... how about all that with you ????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
W O W .... I really can not think of ANYTHING that I will not talk about or share .... I am an open book ....
. . . What about YOU ???
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not BORING . . . . .
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You have a Sense of Humour .....
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You have unbounded energy and Sense of Adventure .....
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You are Tyred and/or Bored (to tears) of NoRmAl Guys....
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You're not BORING . . . . .
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You are looking for a guy that is Clever and Wickedly smart ....
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You would like to meet a guy that cannot name two (2) players on ANY Chicago sports team .... Maybe not even one (1) ... in fact on ANY sports team (except Manchester United) ...
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Oh . . and Please, please, please have the need, want, desire or ability to keep up . . . sounds silly . . but . . It's really important . . . and . . . Please . . . Don't be BORING . . . . .
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If you made it this far, Thank You . . .
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for fun, use the word 'Pirate' in your note / response to me