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54 Elgin, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–62
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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Straight, Sapiosexual
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Polish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I am an only child who's mother had some dramatic health issues. I was a knowledge sponge (and still am) who spent his childhood interacting with adults (in the stead of children) and used my knowledge for creative play and design.

I have ALWAYS been the smartest kid in the room (and I have spent a lifetime looking for rooms where that is NOT the case) . . . I am looking for a woman that can comprehend that . . . and perhaps is the same . .
Brainy is the new SEXY . . . .
I am looking for the "SMART girl" .. "Wickedly smart" would be Brilliant ....
I am all about growing and living every single day. I strive to be a better man today than I was yesterday . . Hopefully you are wanting to be a better woman . . .
To navigate my profile an acute sense of humour is a prerequisite ... Not to mention (BUT I just did) an above average intelligence….
YOU .....
You are a Unique and Absolutely Brilliant woman . . You hold one or more advanced degrees (I am certain there might be some exceptions, but my ill fated past experiences lead me to this belief)
You have an exceptional sense of humour, HIGH self-esteem and attitude . . .
You would never describe yourself as Easy going, Grounded, Down to earth, Laid back or any other of those boring clichés ... You also know that the words “Genuine” and "Authentic" are Adjectives, NOT NOUNs ... and ... that only dead fish and turds 'Go with the flow' .....
YOU ARE HAPPY, you are a gifted Kisser and you have an above average Sex drive.
You are a STRONG woman, a Type ‘A’ or 'AA’ . . You intimidate Mere Mortal Men (Something I am not one of) . . .
If you get ‘Drunk on Jealousy’ . . or . . you make Everything a “THING” . . I have no patience for that . . . and I will totally frustrate you . . .
I am supernaturally different, I work pretty hard to distinguish myself from anyone else ... I am an Anglophile, a KNOWLEDGE JUNKY, hilarious and totally irreverent . . . I learn new things . . . EVERYDAY . . .
Let it be known I have questionable discretionary skills . . So . . It is inadvisable to ask me a question if you do not want my opinion . . . Really !! . . I am not kidding
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things that I do . . . .
I run a production company that I started in 2003 . . .
I am the director of a Foundation that I am attempting to get funded . . .
I have an old house restoration company . . .
I Perform . . .
I Overachieve . . .

I am . . . . .
an ARTIST, a Designer, a Performer, a Lover and a Savant .. It is all part of my being .. I am these things body and soul ..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything I put my mind on ....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune, Alice in Wonderland, Star Trek, Underworld, Singing In The Rain, The Philadelphia Story, Much ado about Nothing, Holiday, High Society, Marvel / DC, Mad Max ..........
Amanda Palmer, Grace Potter, The Dirty Youth, The Pretty Reckless, Staind, Seether, In This Moment, Eyes Set to Kill, Frank Sinatra, Foo Fighters, Lou Reed, Rammstein, Tom Waits, Evanescence, Die Mannequin, Halestorm, Fools For Rowan, Marilyn Manson, The Letter Black .........
Doctor Who, Sherlock, Suits, Zoo, Real Time With Bill Maher, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Scorpion ..........
eXtreme Sports ( "X" games and Dew tour, etc. ) and Premier League Football (Manchester United) ..... P E D I O D !!!
Just about anything (Except fast-food) . . Indian food is a mystery to me . . .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I COULD do without anything .... but here are things I DO NOT want to do without .... Why only 6 ... sorry ... I do not play by THEIR rules .... My LIFE / MY RULES ....

1) Coffee (good coffee)
2) Trader Joe's
3) Guinness
4) Organic Food
5) ART
6) My VW Beetle
7) There is NO # 7
8) Levi 501's
9) My iPhone
10) My Mac
11) My iPad
12) Polo Ralph Lauren clothing
13) Bow ties
14) Performance
15) Wickedly smart Women with Attitude and a sense of humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to help more people .... And . . . . find more ways to fund my foundation . . . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
T-y-p-i-c-a-l ??? Anything .. BUT .. how about spending time with you ????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
W O W .... I really can not think of ANYTHING that I will not talk about or share .... I am an open book ....
. . . What about YOU ???
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not BORING . . . . .
You have a Sense of Humour .....
You have unbounded energy and a Sense of Adventure .....
(I have more energy than a class full of sugared up third graders)
You are Tyred of NoRmAl Guys....
REALLY . . . You're not BORING . . . . .
You are looking for a guy that is Clever and Wickedly smart ....
You would like to meet a guy that cannot name two (2) players on ANY Chicago sports team .... Maybe not even one (1) ... in fact on ANY sports team (except Manchester United) ...
You like breakfast in bed (that is one of my Super Powers) . . .
Oh . . and Please, please, please have the need, want, desire or ability to keep up . . . sounds silly . . but . . It's really important . . . and . . .
Please . . . Don't be BORING
. . . . .
“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the BLUE PILL (PASS ME BY) - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

You take the RED PILL (YOU SAY HELLO) - you stay in Wonderland and I show you, just how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”