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EscIsntEZ

33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
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Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
hi there. adam here. product manager by day. wild one by night. ;) i love living life to the fullest and if you do too.. then let's connect! And please.. don't mention adrian brody in our first convo. I get it.. i sorta kinda look like him. Maybe we are long lost brothers.
What I’m doing with my life
wow this is deep. i'm contributing to society. i'm helping people when they ask and treating people the way i want to be treated
I’m really good at
making lame jokes
making belgium waffles
performing in the sack*

* in case you need a potato sack race partner. geez what else did you think?
The first things people usually notice about me
my lame sense of humor
my schnoz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books = 1984, tipping point, blink
movies = my cousin vinny
food = anything you put in front of me. trying to eat healthy though
old school SNL ("the penis mightier")
The six things I could never do without
sports
sunshine
ocean
snow
sex
internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the meaning of life.

i mean.. its a really boring board game. how is it so popular?
On a typical Friday night I am
after a long day full of meetings at work.. finishing my laundry. basically crappy adult responsibilities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a 9" rod*

*i'm so glad i bought it from that infomercial.. it's so portable and i've caught so many striped bass with it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you'll help me work on my cockney accent

haha obviously if you've read this far i hope you've realized i didn't take this profile too seriously. all jokes aside, message me if you want to ;-) lets have fun. carpe diem