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EscIsntEZ

33 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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hi there. adam here. product manager by day. wild one by night. ;) i love living life to the fullest and if you do too.. then let's connect! And please.. don't mention adrian brody in our first convo. I get it.. i sorta kinda look like him. Maybe we are long lost brothers.
What I’m doing with my life
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wow this is deep. i'm contributing to society. i'm helping people when they ask and treating people the way i want to be treated
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making lame jokes
making belgium waffles
performing in the sack*

* in case you need a potato sack race partner. geez what else did you think?
The first things people usually notice about me
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my lame sense of humor
my schnoz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books = 1984, tipping point, blink
movies = my cousin vinny
food = anything you put in front of me. trying to eat healthy though
old school SNL ("the penis mightier")
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sports
sunshine
ocean
snow
sex
internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the meaning of life.

i mean.. its a really boring board game. how is it so popular?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
after a long day full of meetings at work.. finishing my laundry. basically crappy adult responsibilities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a 9" rod*

*i'm so glad i bought it from that infomercial.. it's so portable and i've caught so many striped bass with it.
You should message me if
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you'll help me work on my cockney accent

haha obviously if you've read this far i hope you've realized i didn't take this profile too seriously. all jokes aside, message me if you want to ;-) lets have fun. carpe diem