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Escape93

21 F Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I absolutely
have no idea what I should
say to you right here.

So, instead, I will
keep writing haikus until
somebody stops me.

I like writing these
because they're short and easy
(If you understand).

If you are lucky
I'll write you a funny one
Somewhere you can see

However, they do
tend to get repetative.
Somebody stop me
(That'll do! -Ed.)

In all seriousness, I'm a student from Cheshire studying in Manchester. I do Middle Eastern Studies for my degree (which is simultaneously more and less interesting than you might expect) and student politics stuff for my hobbies.

I like the smell of vanilla, violets and rose. Caramel is the best thing ever. I have a cat called Bete Noir (or Bette or Betty) although I grew up with dogs and ponies, which are far better in my opinion. Give me lemon cordial over ribena or orange any day, but I'd much rather have a glass of fresh pineapple juice.

I love to travel. In the past few years I have been to France, Portugal, Mallorca, Italy and New York City with my family (or some members of my family) as well as St. Petersburg, Moscow, Washington D.C. and Kenya (on school trips) and Uganda and the USA (St Louis MO and Chicago IL) during my summer breaks from uni. South Africa is one of the best places I've ever been to, especially Cape Town, and I am redonkulously excited because my mum, my sister and I are going to spend New Year in Israel with family this year.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning, always learning. Mostly about myself and life - but occasionally about the Middle East, which is what I am (officially) studying.

When I'm not in class, I like to get involved with student activism on campus: I am involved with the feminist society, the LGBTQ campaigns collective and the Jewish Society.

When I am not saving the world I am the Youth and Community Worker for two synagogues in Manchester, and I like to sing in a choir and sometimes perform in plays.
I’m really good at
Writing haikus (see above), singing in the shower, making pancakes and being slightly (accidentally) condescending.

Also kissing, hugging, head/shoulder/back massages, and painting my nails.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my weight, but after that either my hair or my smile. I perpetually need a hair cut, and I'm often laughing like a drain.

That's a really weird expression. I've never heard a drain laugh, have you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Handmaid's Tale - M. Atwood
How to be a Woman - C. Moran
The Color Purple - A. Walker
A Thousand Splendid Suns &
The Kite Runner - K. Hosseini
Harry Potter

Movies:
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Mean Girls
Shawshank Redemption
Anchorman

Shows:
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
Miranda
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Have I Got News For You
NCIS

Music:
Country, American folk, chart music, soft rock, rap...
Basically, if it isn't metal, punk or dubstep, I probably won't hate it.

Food:
Sushi...all the sushi
anything sweet
salty things
Roast chicken+trimmings (Friday night dinner)
The six things I could never do without
Animals - especially dogs.
A comfy bed
Love and affection
My car
My family and friends
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Poodles
Life, the Universe, and everything.
The meaning of life
Dogs
The work I should be doing
Puppies
Sleep
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully at a Friday Night Dinner, sitting with my friends and laughing a lot whilst getting dirty looks from disapproving neighbours.

But other than that you'll find me in bed, on the internetz looking at puppies being adorable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be able to bite my toenails
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to talk about Orange is the New Black and how hot Alex is and whether the portrayal of impoverished white "trailer trash" is fair,
OR
You have something witty and random to say. Non sequiturs are fab! Don't bother if you can't think of anything more interesting that "Hey" - sorry!