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37 Melbourne, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 7:24pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've been alive for around 18396000 minutes seems like a lot but many of which I've spent asleep, bored or simply not paying attention. If there's a test at the end of all this I'm screwed, unless they ask obscure sci-fi trivia.

Upfront Deal-breakers: I'm a little overweight, I have a daughter, No...I'm probably not going to shave my beard......that's all I can think of...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer...but..wait...don't go I do it get money for it and everything. I'm also a musician but that really is a hobby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Archery, cooking, massage, laughing and loving life, not taking things too seriously and taking care of someone. Also writing (although not profiles, obviously) fixing things and getting things done.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told eyes. But probably that I'm tall and loud. And I have opinions...lots of them. I've also been told that I'm wise and an "Old Soul" but the older that I get the less that sounds like a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors would include Joe Abercrombie, Neil Gaimen, Michel Marshall Smith...etc. Movies...well I'll watch almost anything. Show's I love live music and food I love to cook french food. But I try anything once. I don't like chestnuts. Music would include but not be limited to: Tool, the Def tones, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, most classic 70's metal and progressive metal. RATM, Queens of the Stone-age, NIN and lots more besides.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My record collection (yes Vinyl records), my kindle, my guitar, oxygen, My eames Chair and sadly my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything, I'm interested in interests. Science, philosophy, religion and various other topics. What happened to all the Ulans? Ponds spent years and years squeezing the oil out of the poor Ulans till there wasn't one left and now they have started on another defenseless little organism, the Olay.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having a few drinks with friends. Or navel gazing or fixing something or....I guess there really isn't a typical Friday night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tattoo. Wait...there must be something else....humm....I don't like Roast Pumpkin.
You should message me if
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Your looking for someone fun, witty, knowledgeable and ready for an adventure.
Being back in the dating pool is daunting so here are a few things that I think might be relevant:

- I realise that being the age that we are there is little chance that someone would not have hurt us by now. Having said that I would like someone who doesn’t mistake me for that person as I will not mistake you for the person or persons that have hurt me.

- If you have an “all guys are bastards” or an “I’m female so you can’t win” attitude then we will not get along. I know that culturally it’s acceptable to have such views but I want someone who understands that this is life, it’s not “Us vrs Them” it’s a case of we are all in it together and none of us are going to get out alive so we might as well be kind to each other.

- I’m now going to do what I hate other people doing and say that if you’re vegetarian then I probably won’t be interested. I cook and I do it well and one of the ways that I show love is to cook things for other people that mean a lot to me most of those things include meat. I have no doubt that there are good ethical reasons not to eat meat I have no beef with your choice (so to speak) but it’s not a choice that I’m interested in making and I’m just not certain that we will be able to work it out long term. Sorry. Having said that if you’re a very cool vegetarian, your fine with me eating meat and you have sound, well thought out reasons to be one then sure let’s talk!

- We don’t have to agree on everything but if you’ve never considered that someone might have a differing opinion to you on any given subject and aren’t willing to entertain one then I am not for you.

- If you take everything seriously and want me to as well…..let’s not bother.

- If you’ve been cruel to animals you need to see a psychologist rather than going on a date with me. They will at least, probably see you again.

WOW ok so if you've read all that. You deserve like some kind of prize. Message me and I'll arrange it's delivery.