I am severely misanthropic. I believe the human species enjoys willful cruelty exclusively. And I engage in interaction with other humans as it reinforces this notion. Repeatedly.
I once tripped a drunken monk because he was walking towards a cliff.
Fat and opinionated. You have been amply warned..
Lewis Black. Nuff said.
I know I say I'm atheist, but I have gods - Jon Stewart and Rachel Maddow.
I daydream about punching Archer.
I obsess over androgyny. Nothing more beautiful than the blurring of boundaries.
Jon Stewart is the ALL.
I am a bleeding-heart liberal. I believe in personal liberty, social security, animal rights, LGBT rights, disarmament and environmental preservation. I believe in freedom to practice alternative lifestyles. I am a feminist and believe that the rape of a male should be discussed, prevented and punished. I have no problems with nudity or promiscuity. Just because I do not indulge in the former does NOT mean I judge anyone on the basis of such action. If you are a conservative, right-wing, religious prick, leave.
I hate, and I mean HATE Calcutta. Almost as much as bad grammar.
I don't mind messages opening with "Hey" or "Hello", but chances are that if your profile doesn't list books or says "Message me to get to know me" as an excuse to just not write, I won't reply.