Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It is not that I have no past. Rather, it continually fragments on
the terrible and vivid ephemera of now. In the long country, cut
with rain, somehow there is nowhere to begin. - Dhalgren.
I once tripped a drunken monk because he was walking towards a
Fat and opinionated. You have been amply warned..
I pour Bailey's Irish Cream into milk and call it adult
I obsess over androgyny. Nothing more beautiful than the blurring
I will be depressed over Terry Pratchett's death for a long
I am a bleeding-heart liberal. I believe in personal liberty,
social security, animal rights, LGBT rights, disarmament and
environmental preservation. I believe in freedom to practice
alternative lifestyles. I am a feminist and believe that the rape
of a male should be discussed, prevented and punished. I have no
problems with nudity or promiscuity. Just because I do not indulge
in the former does NOT mean I judge anyone on the basis of such
action. If you are a conservative, right-wing, religious prick,
I hate, and I mean HATE Calcutta. Almost as much as bad grammar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Envision all the fun that I'll be having once I move out of this
shitstain of a city. ( Seriously, I want to go dancing someday. On
Writing for a music magazine, which means free entry to gigs I
cannot go to BECAUSE FUCK THE LACK OF SAFETY IN THIS COUNTRY AT
NIGHT! ( and day)
Oh, and being a retard at aikido classes twice a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words. I can use words like the wicked witch used the dark forces
until that little Kansas bitch dropped a bucket on her.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bald spot. Gesticular extravagance. Proto-cacophanic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I was told having a giant list of books here made me look extremely
pretentious and elitist, so I'll just list current favorites and my
At the moment :
Shitload of Japanese Death Poems
Saul Bellow' Seize the Day
Ursula Le Guin's The Birthday of the world and other stories
The Peripheral Centre - Voices from the NorthEast
David Foster Wallace's Oblivion
The Autumn of the Patriarch
The Tibetan Book of the Dead
Devdutt Pattanaik's Sita
Forever perfect :
The Lord of the Rings
The Graveyard Book
Memories of my Melancholy Whores
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Almost Transparent Blue
Kafka on the Shore
Anything Raoul Servais has ever made, Agora, Rikyu, Whiplash
Selma, Gozu, Suicide Club, Ichi the Killer, The Cabinet of Dr.
Caligari, Phantom of the Opera, Taxidermia, Donnie Darko, Lord of
the Rings, Pan's Labyrinth, Requiem for a Dream, Wild Strawberries,
The Seventh Seal, The Dark Knight, Amour, Rejected, Everything will
be Okay, The Big Lebowski, Eraserhead, 3-Iron, M.A.S.H, Hannibal,
The Tudors, Old Nicktoons, Bob's Burgers. The Colbert Report
Music [ its cool to have a long list apparently]:
For some reason, I've gotten into buffering Buddhist mantras on
Youtube. Not a believer, but they are incredibly emotionally
The Mahavishnu Orchestra
ONE OK ROCK
Pay Money to my Pain
My Eggplant Died Yesterday
Coaltar of the Deepers
Diablo Swing Orchestra
The White Birch
Maximum the Hormone
Anonymous Confederate Ensemble
Sekai No Owari
Moi Dix Mois
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fantasy, because real life is shit.
Powdered sugar and corn syrup.
Oreos and white wine.
I'm bored now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Pico Iyer and Neil Gaiman's lovechild would like for
Dancing to something at a jazz bar.
Why almost no one values articulation anymore.
How much it sucks that my brown skin and nationality prevents me
from teaching English in Japan/China.
Why I am still in this cesspool of a city.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Aspiring to be Moriarty.
Dreaming of green-gold mountains.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be a narcissist. I just don't have the waistline for
Do new things really help make life better?
You should message me if
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You can spell. Please do not talk to me if you can't use grammar
impeccably. And I mean, impeccably.
Also, if you're "simple minded", don't bother. I'm looking for
complexity, not boredom.
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