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Esmitty25

22 Kingston, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm Eric. Just graduated from UMass Amherst. I'd describe my self as a lot of things. I love to write, read, hang out in bars and coffee shops, hike, spend too much time on tumblr, and be that one gay, liberal feminist cousin.

I have a pretty bad attention span, love dogs way more than a guy my age is expected to, have a knack for saying witty and sassy remarks to my friends, smile infectiously when I'm in a good mood, enjoy cuddling, long walks and getting sunburnt on the beach, and pretending I'm more well traveled than I wish I was.

I'm unhealthily amused by The Onion

Don't just like me, message me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Just graduated from UMass Amherst with degrees in Political Science and Communication. Looking for a job in the big bad world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Retaining miscellaneous trivia
-Annoying people with my laugh
-Wasting time online
-Jobs that involve dealing with people
-Changing the subject
The first things people usually notice about me
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I love to laugh and giggle a lot, my laugh is often really loud and easy to recognize, so its a pretty noticeable trait about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS- Corelli's Mandolin, Les Miserables, The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anything Chelsea Handler or Stephen Colbert, lots of historical novels/non-fiction

MOVIES- V for Vendetta, Anchorman, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, James Bond, La Vita E Bella, Monty Python, Bridesmaids, Mean Girls

TV SHOWS- Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Bones, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, South Park, Family Guy, RuPaul, Scrubs, Doctor Who, Community, SNL, 30 Rock, Downton Abbey, The Office, Arrested Development, Orphan Black, Turn, Bob's Burgers, Outlander, Orange Is The New Black, Portlandia

MUSIC- A Pretty Wide array from opera to rock with a heavy focus on pop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The Internet (Not too proud to admit it)

-Snacks (Pretty much my main source of sustenance)

- My Friends (I love them to death and being with good friends is really what gets me through life)

-Music

-My phone

-Dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-random scenarios i make up in my head (like if I had superpowers)
-Super serious existential topics
-embarrassing moments that I re-live in my head and cringe at
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should just find out yourself! Otherwise, what's the fun of talking to someone and discovering something new?
You should message me if
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We seem like the same person, or you just want to talk!