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Espen018

20 M Saint Cloud, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a 20-something kid from Sunny Saint Cloud with a job and a full time credit load as well as hobbies and things.

I hate needles and swallowing pills. As a result, doctors hate me.

I haven't sat at the kid's table since I was eleven.

I haven't wet the bed since I was twelve.

I love road trips. I will drive over fly almost anywhere possible.

I often wear a wristwatch.

I'm an ENTP.

I'm strangely quiet for being an ENTP.

I always sit in the back corner of rooms.

I have a small vinyl collection.

I play several musical instruments...

poorly.

As well as a few non-musical instruments.

I read books.

With pages.

Made out of trees.

I play video games.

On a computer.

Made out of metal and science.

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What I’m doing with my life
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Comedy.

Learning.

Writing.

Travelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting on stage.

Being mean to people without realizing it.

Driving for awhile without needing to stop to go to the bathroom.

Sleeping.

Being a person.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My personality.

Yeah, I'm one of THOSE people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books

Orwell, Poe, Lovecraft, Fitzgerald, Twain, Nietzsche, Kant, Dante, Milton, etc.

Mostly literary classics and philosophy.

Movies

Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, Victor Fleming, Mel Brooks.

My favourite movies would have to be Twelve Angry Men, The Lord of The Rings series, Blazing Saddles, Reservoir Dogs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Jurassic Park, Sleepwalk with Me, October Sky, etc.

There are many "legendary" films I have not yet seen because I'm waiting for the right person to be disgusted that I haven't seen them.

Shows

Parks and Rec, The Office, House, Dexter (seasons 1, 2, 4, and 5), Psych, Chuck, The League, Bob's Burgers, Archer.

I have recently started Mad Men and have been told to watch some show called Game of Thrones.

Also I will not watch Doctor Who because everyone insists that I watch Doctor Who. And they can fuck off.

Food

How about my LEAST favourite foods.

Olives.

Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip whatever you call it, it's gross.

American Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy.
Aspirations.
Curiosity.
Sleep.
People.
Matter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes.
Zeno's paradox.
Who shot JR.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or getting ready for work. Sometimes hanging with my friends. I'm not really a partier though, like I drink occasionally, but I'd rather do it with a small group of close friends than a house full of people who would probably hate me if they weren't already drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You find the concept of me interesting enough to message me. I rarely don't reply.