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Esquivaliant

27 M Seattle, WA

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
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Education
Working on masters program
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I moved here in September. I like it. Before, I lived in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

I'm a goofball who likes to learn about trivia and interesting stories far more than big t Truth. I'm culturally voracious. I watch movies / television shows/basketball, read too many books / magazines (longform junkie)/ clay tablets, and listen to music at a rate that astounds men, women, and children of all ages.

I'm up for a beer and interesting conversation. I will be nice and, if the stars align and I'm really lucky, I might even be funny. Cross your fingers!
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved across the country to go to grad school in library science. So, there's that.

Oh also, sometimes people pay me to write about all kinds of stuff. An example of said stuff? I've written about the true story of the aftermath of The Great Escape for Wired magazine and enough words on college basketball for websites, newspapers, and the odd radio station, that I'm kind of scared to see my total word count. It's definitely more a hobby than a career at this point in my life, but I enjoy the hell out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bar trivia and impersonating Wikipedia. Need to know something about world geography or the names of every episode of Arrested Development? Need clarification on where the the band Arrested Development, artists behind the song "Tennessee" are from (hint: not Tennessee)? Well, I'm your huckleberry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long, prehensile tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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What people like isn't as important as what people are like. People are more than the sum of their particular taste in media. Let's talk about the "why" instead of the "what". I don't care if we don't like the same things. I'd much rather take turns explaining the "why"!

Books: Calvino, Borges, Pynchon, DFW, the usual stuff and all that jazz. I have a real soft spot for Icelandic sagas, Hamlet, Beowulf, and the Lattimore translation of the Odyssey.

Movies: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Persona, Yojimbo, Network, Do the Right Thing, Junebug, and Jurassic Park. I like a lot of movies. Hilariously, this is an understatement.

Television: Deadwood is the best. Eastbound and Down, Game of Thrones, Party Down, Parks and Recreation, Louie, Archer, Terriers, and Justified. The other stuff too.

Music: I went to a Jandek show and then spent the next 48 hours throwing up. It was awesome. I pledge allegiance to the Wu Tang Clan. My favorite songs are SOS by ABBA and Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves. It's just music and I like a lot of it.

Food: My last meal would probably be a cheeseburger with avocado slices and sweet potato fries. I like to put pistachios on my pizza with artichoke hearts. It changed my life.

Sometimes people add an extra section here for podcasts or graphic novels, so if you want to talk about My Brother, My Brother and Me or Laika, that would be just swell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did about 40% of all bookish people on this site decide to take a stand on the Oxford comma? Y'all really gonna ride or die over this cliche? I like style and stylistics, but you folks need a better cause.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Prepping for the big game, coaching the young men of Dillon, Texas. Giving inspirational speeches, saying "Boy, I tell you what," and then taking off my hat, wiping my forehead and mussing my own hair. Unless it's an off-week in which case I am probably helping out Tami or Julie with one of their subplots. Just another Friday for Coach Taylor. I meant me. Whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really love answering the questions on here even though I think a lot of the questions and answer options are terribly formulated. Reading the explanations other people write for questions is typically more insightful to me than the actual profile.

Also, I think you are really cute.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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... you are a wizard.
... you want to share your pizza.
... you are a pizza wizard.

... or if you want a reply. I am a replying machine. I will reply to your message like it's my job. I will ignore my actual job to do this, especially if you are some sort of pizza wizard.