Think about the masters degree I have and the second one I am going to get soon before you message me. No I am not looking to marry you, or date you immediately, for obvious reasons. I've had my fair share of stalkers and crazy people from here. I work out 6 days a week, enough to keep me in good shape and active. Please at least be at par with my education, physique and mental capability when you message me. I have the looks, the charm, the values, the family and the education. Have at least a few of these in common with me. I don't expect you to be a model or Einstein. Just be decent looking, fit (there's an I in there, not to be mistaken for an A) and educated.
I understand that intelligence does not equate with education. But those are rare cases, and I doubt you are one of them.
These are my general observations on men's profile and their messages:
1- You think your hair is great. I hope you have a brain to go with that hair too.
2 - If your friend made you join, I'm sure you do drugs because everyone is doing them. Seriously... anyone who is influenced that much by their friends needs confidence. And better friends.
3 - Keeping your mom happy. You might think girls think it's cute, but here's the bitter truth: It's a Freudian theory come to life aka our worst nightmare
4 - Toothbrush pics. WTF? Seriously?
5 - Does it say or indicate on my profile (anywhere) that I will sleep with you or do any of those nasty things you're thinking of? Stop asking me!
6 - Please be more creative than "you're beautiful", or worse "your beautiful". I shouldn't be giving you lessons in English.
7 - If you think you're doing me a favor by messaging me just because you earn 6 figures and are a pretty boy, please don't even try. I don't want to know how awesome you are. Your d-bag pics tell me enough of your story.
8 - Seriously, what is it with men and pics in cars? Either drive your friggin car or stop, get out and take a pic. There's a reason why texting and driving is dangerous. Now you wanna take selfies while driving? I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.
9 - I swear if one more guy writes "I'm different than other men" or "I'm atypical", and then proceeds to list all the things he has in common with all the other men on here (like shy at first, gentlemen, laid back, love the outdoors, love biking and hiking etc etc), I'm gonna barf. New flash: there are at least 10 others with the same profile as you. There are also at least a million people who share your birth day. Your "personal" horoscope is not personal. You're not unique or atypical. The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can move on.
10 - Only real men wear pink. 'Nuff said.
11 - Yes... I'm Princess Jasmine. Get over it!
I think your popcorn has finished. So has this introduction. Now how about you get a life and know that I know you're stalking me.