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EssKayinabox

28 F Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Arabic (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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After much deliberation, and overly enthusiastic messages from men who I have no idea how even found me, I realized that something needed to change. I won't change, and I know you won't either, so my profile has changed. I apologize for the brutal honesty and sounding like a jerk. Note: I'll update it as I receive more idiotic messages from guys who think their abs are the bomb. Here it goes...

Think about the masters degree I have and the second one I am going to get soon before you message me. No I am not looking to marry you, or date you immediately, for obvious reasons. I've had my fair share of stalkers and crazy people from here. I work out 6 days a week, enough to keep me in good shape and active. Please at least be at par with my education, physique and mental capability when you message me. I have the looks, the charm, the values, the family and the education. Have at least a few of these in common with me. I don't expect you to be a model or Einstein. Just be decent looking, fit (there's an I in there, not to be mistaken for an A) and educated.

I understand that intelligence does not equate with education. But those are rare cases, and I doubt you are one of them.

These are my general observations on men's profile and their messages:

1- You think your hair is great. I hope you have a brain to go with that hair too.
2 - If your friend made you join, I'm sure you do drugs because everyone is doing them. Seriously... anyone who is influenced that much by their friends needs confidence. And better friends.
3 - Keeping your mom happy. You might think girls think it's cute, but here's the bitter truth: It's a Freudian theory come to life aka our worst nightmare
4 - Toothbrush pics. WTF? Seriously?
5 - Does it say or indicate on my profile (anywhere) that I will sleep with you or do any of those nasty things you're thinking of? Stop asking me!
6 - Please be more creative than "you're beautiful", or worse "your beautiful". I shouldn't be giving you lessons in English.
7 - If you think you're doing me a favor by messaging me just because you earn 6 figures and are a pretty boy, please don't even try. I don't want to know how awesome you are. Your d-bag pics tell me enough of your story.
8 - Seriously, what is it with men and pics in cars? Either drive your friggin car or stop, get out and take a pic. There's a reason why texting and driving is dangerous. Now you wanna take selfies while driving? I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.
9 - I swear if one more guy writes "I'm different than other men" or "I'm atypical", and then proceeds to list all the things he has in common with all the other men on here (like shy at first, gentlemen, laid back, love the outdoors, love biking and hiking etc etc), I'm gonna barf. New flash: there are at least 10 others with the same profile as you. There are also at least a million people who share your birth day. Your "personal" horoscope is not personal. You're not unique or atypical. The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can move on.
10 - Only real men wear pink. 'Nuff said.
11 - Yes... I'm Princess Jasmine. Get over it!

I think your popcorn has finished. So has this introduction. Now how about you get a life and know that I know you're stalking me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All work and all play makes my life very exciting and fun indeed. There is so much to do and so little time in this world!

I used to be a director at a non-profit for kids. Now I'm trying to switch jobs to work for bigger and better firms. You're on a need-to-know basis. And you don't need to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic, sounding smart (I am actually smart too. But people don't need to know that!), holding a conversation, cooking, writing/editing papers, and looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.

I am also really good at directions. I feel men are terrible at it! I'm a very good navigator, and I love exploring new cities, new places to eat, new cuisines, new people. No wait... that came out wrong. o.O
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First thing a guy says to me on a date (and I have yet to find any deviations): Oh my gosh, you really are pretty! My response (at least that's what I say in my head): Oh jeez! Not another one!

What people notice: First are my large dark eyes. They can be piercing, and they can be seductive. I always think it would be funny to say: "I have big eyes, and I ain't afraid to use them!" So far I haven't had a chance to use that phrase.

A few people also told me I have a warm smile and I can light up any room I walk in. I don't know... I think PECO was doing a pretty great job in lighting up rooms.

I have unusual features for a Philadelphian. But then again, I'm not a Philadelphian.

As I mentioned before, I am also petite. Apparently that doesn't go unnoticed, as people repeatedly point out. I did say I was petite before, didn't i?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anna Karenina, Innovator's DNA, Examining Tuskegee, Millennium (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) series, Godfather, Kite Runner, the Alchemist and a few others. Oh and I've read 50 Shades of Grey.... what an awful piece of literature!

Shows: Recently I'm in love with James Spader all over again in The Blacklist. He really made a comeback after Boston Legal (which is as far as my knowledge of the court rooms goes). Just started watching the walking dead. Don't really understand what the hype is about. And Archer. I loooovvveee Archer!

Food: Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Thai. And sometimes French and Chinese. I can cook all this stuff too. Other than sushi. But that's probably because I've never tried making sushi.

Music: Now that will give us something to talk about.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Black Swan, Dark Knight series, Blood Diamonds, The Departed, Inception, and mostly all of Chris Nolan movies (directed as well as produced).

Things I DON'T like: donuts, straight men with chihuahuas, chihuahuas in general (in a certain language the word is closely related to the word for mice), Starbucks coffee, beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, family, clothes (I don't want people to see me naked!) and nutella (yes... it gets its own category.) If you don't like nutella, we can't be friends, let alone anything more. The rest I can live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I doing here?

How to finish my work before the deadline. I always manage to do it. Don't ask me how!

Where did all my phone's battery go. And how can I get away from my phone. Seriously... I have a love-hate relationship with technology.

I also wonder... why doesn't the government just ban smoking? And sodas? And really, why can't they make us eat broccoli (it's a public health joke)?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends or family. Or traveling. I could also be watching the latest movie on Netflix. Or playing Star Wars commander game on my phone. It's so addictive!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Disney and Pixar stuff. I like watching Tinkerbell with my 4-yr old niece with probably as much interest in it as her. I cry every time Mufasa dies, and I laugh everytime Mowgli meets king of the apes. I love the minions in despicable me, and would love little minions (like the actual little yellow things in blue overalls) of my own.

Also... I don't know how to tell you this, but... *whispers* I've never been camping. Please don't judge me!
You should message me if
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You're interesting. And most importantly if you can make me laugh. The latter always catches my attention. Also... If you can pull off a suit, you might catch me oogling at your pictures. How do you turn the damn private browsing on?!?! Yeah... I have a weakness for men in suits.